A man/woman who goes around to bars or pubs and gets drunk, then kisses the bartender. This is a dangerous way to spread the swine flu and any other flu. Was on the news 15 years ago, was in hiding, and has now resurfaced and is on the loose.
Channel 4 news headline: Shotglass O'heron is the headline of today's news and is in bars once again in a disguise as batman. If you see anyone in a batman suit, Shotglass was last seen last at the House of Blues downtown. It is said that he is going in order of steets."
by Nunya biznes June 3, 2009
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Get the be a heron mug.The sarcastic and hot main character in tomb raider king. He could step on you and you would thank him. Calls his underlings slaves.
by Hishejkw July 4, 2021
Get the Seo ju heon mug.The guy that tells a Bengali to shut up 24/7 (typically in an economics classroom). He hates every other Matthew, and he likes chess.
by Vakirbhai May 15, 2022
Get the Matthew O'Heron mug."Short term" so "What happens WITHIN your lifespan (rather than outside of it)" Hedonistic which means "Your own desire forged by your own will or pleasure seeking" and Gratification means "Satisfaction of desire or pleasure seeking. It's a semanticly redundant phrase that Jordan likes to get paid to spout that literally translates to "Now pleasure pleasure"
Dr. JeepJorp "You're obsessed with your own short-term hedonistic gratification! If you weren't so evil and psychopathic you would be more concerned with my kids getting the things THEY desire during THEIR lifespans! THEIR short term hedonistic gratification! If I had to do it then EVERYONE should have to do it! I mean, not for their own kids because they might not ever have them but for MY kids! They have a responsibility TO ME to do that think I said!"
Hym "No. I don't. You're trying to harvest my organs."
JeepJorp "You, um, owe it to YOURSELF! Yes, um, yeah I invoke your own self interest as the reasom you need to be harvested by me for my kids!"
Hym "I thought I wasn't owed anything. The only thing I'm owed in life is the choice between consenting to the harvesting of my organs and not doing that?"
JeepJorp "Yeah, um... It's Jesus! Jesus is, um, he said a thing though... Right? Like, he said stuff and... He loved having his organs harvested! He forgave us for... You know... Not knowing stuff, right?"
Hym "No. I don't. You're trying to harvest my organs."
JeepJorp "You, um, owe it to YOURSELF! Yes, um, yeah I invoke your own self interest as the reasom you need to be harvested by me for my kids!"
Hym "I thought I wasn't owed anything. The only thing I'm owed in life is the choice between consenting to the harvesting of my organs and not doing that?"
JeepJorp "Yeah, um... It's Jesus! Jesus is, um, he said a thing though... Right? Like, he said stuff and... He loved having his organs harvested! He forgave us for... You know... Not knowing stuff, right?"
by Hym Iam January 11, 2024
Get the Short-term hedonistic gratification mug.Dr. Jeepjorp "You can't do a short term hedonistic gratification because children!"
Hym "That's his entire bit. You can't do what you want because if he had to sacrifice is desires for his children... You should have to also do that for his children. His piece of shit retard of a wife's decision to fuck him give him dominion over past, present, and future now. We all have to do what this guy wants now or his kid isn't going to do what he wants later. Oooooor... I mean, it's a problem entirely generated by this guy having kids... So...."
Hym "That's his entire bit. You can't do what you want because if he had to sacrifice is desires for his children... You should have to also do that for his children. His piece of shit retard of a wife's decision to fuck him give him dominion over past, present, and future now. We all have to do what this guy wants now or his kid isn't going to do what he wants later. Oooooor... I mean, it's a problem entirely generated by this guy having kids... So...."
by Hym Iam August 21, 2024
Get the Short term hedonistic mug.When a girl pretends to be bad at math so she can talk to her crush more, like when Cady Heron from Mean Girls pretended to be bad at math so she could hang out with her crush Aaron Samuels, who was Regina George's ex-boyfriend.
Ashley: Why is Allison hanging out with James so much? Are they a couple or something?
Kate: She's probably pulling a Cady Heron. She's been acting like this ever since she caught her eye on James.
Kate: She's probably pulling a Cady Heron. She's been acting like this ever since she caught her eye on James.
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