A fat female, usually of ages between 16 and 40-45. Comes from the name for a female cow which has not given birth yet.
by Wan Care December 9, 2008
Get the Hefer mug.John:Hey man, you got a heffer free'd up?
James:Let me look in the stockade,yeah got 2 left.
John:35 a heff right?
James:Yup, you rollin' thru?
John:Of course, but you know that heffer won't last all night...
James:Let me look in the stockade,yeah got 2 left.
John:35 a heff right?
James:Yup, you rollin' thru?
John:Of course, but you know that heffer won't last all night...
by JuggaloJayGee February 21, 2007
Get the heffer mug.Hefting is a night-time sport played in dormitories and other communal sleeping places (tents, hostels, etc.). Once the lights are out, a player leves their own bed to attack another person by wrestling the victim (Heftee) on their bed; whoever is on-top when the lights are switched on wins. Due to this, a Heft must be conducted when the lights are out. If the Heftee ends up on-top, they win the Heft.
A "Flying Heft" is conducted by jumping from a top bunk-bed straight onto a heftee's bed.
An "Owen" is a mis-Heft caused by two or more people simultaneously attempting to Heft another whilst, unbeknownst due to the darkness, that person is already Hefting someone else, and the two luckless Hefters end up unwittingly Hefting each other insead.
A "Flying Heft" is conducted by jumping from a top bunk-bed straight onto a heftee's bed.
An "Owen" is a mis-Heft caused by two or more people simultaneously attempting to Heft another whilst, unbeknownst due to the darkness, that person is already Hefting someone else, and the two luckless Hefters end up unwittingly Hefting each other insead.
by LiteraryDitch April 10, 2009
Get the Heft mug.To live life as Hugh Hefner would. Enjoying the simple things in life, such as bitches, pools, and alcohol.
Since Bob Barker retired, he's been heffin' it up out on the west coast.
Man, I can't wait to quit this job, I'm gonna be heffin' it up 24/7.
Man, I can't wait to quit this job, I'm gonna be heffin' it up 24/7.
by millerguy85 July 16, 2009
Get the Heffin' It Up mug.a person that is large enough to be a cow, and is extremely ugly, like the word "juice." one can replace the adjective with any word that they find unattractive.
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its not really insultion unless you know what you are talking about, which makes it more fun in the longrun.
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its not really insultion unless you know what you are talking about, which makes it more fun in the longrun.
by 123108Disney November 6, 2009
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A cute cuddly orange elephant with a mischievous personality. They have crinkly ears and flowers on their back. The can be found looking out of office windows but their favourite location is sitting on a stump.
by Heffalump Owner March 20, 2009
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