Heather is a girl who loves shopping(at Walmart).She is bad at makeup. Is born with blonde hair but always dyes it. Has 3 kids. And is needy and is never herself only around 3 am when she turns into the devil. She loves eating kids. And has a husband for 40 years then gets a divorce.
by ButtholeEater3 June 7, 2018
Get the Heathermug. A girl who is the biggest hoe in the friend group. She’ll cheat on you, break up with you and when you finally find someone who’s worth your time that’s when she’ll swoop in and want to be friends with you. Heathers often prefer to be in open relationships and when they are in a relationship they’ll take everything they can from the person... worse yet if their person has money.
by Heatherparr May 4, 2020
Get the Heathermug. Big booty beauty who don't play when its dominos time. She'll rub you down and dutch oven you 10 minutes later. She steals the covers like she steals yo shirts...fucking potato
by Ninjabootyjuice696988 July 30, 2018
Get the Heathermug. A beautiful black woman who is strong and amazing. She is the life of the party. Shoe gets all the boys and everyone wants to be her. Her sense of comedy is unmatched it’s part of her appeal.
by Kinkdaddybussy August 19, 2020
Get the Heathermug. I still remember the 3rd of December me in your sweater you said it looked better on me than it did you only if you knew how much I like you, but I watch your eyes as she walks by what a sight for sore eyes brighter than the blue sky, she's got you memorized while I die how could you ever kiss me, I'm not even half as pretty you gave me your sweater it's just polyester but you like her better I wish I were Heather
by Thatweirdgay December 1, 2022
Get the Heathermug. Girl, usually has blonde hair. Loves random Spanish, plays trombone. And uses said trombone as a weapon. Possibly had a broken collar bone in 5th grade. Has a best friend named Gracie, who may have dark hair and play the flute. Heather is classified as a Band Loser, because Band Losers and way cooler than band geeks. Birthday is in February. She may also be known as Heatherito. Likes the Arizona Green Tea Energy Drink. Heather has a mosquito. The End.
by invaderxgaz January 2, 2009
Get the Heathermug. 