the most lovely, beautiful lad in the land and can make you queef in seconds of meeting them. 🥺 loves emo music and eating chipotle. poops really loud so the whole neighborhood wakes up.
you: OMG WHAT WAS THAT SOUND??
me: oh. that was just hazel using the bathroom
you: oh i wanna date them cause that’s hot.
me: okay you do you queen.
me: oh. that was just hazel using the bathroom
you: oh i wanna date them cause that’s hot.
me: okay you do you queen.
by flowertoepoe January 3, 2023
Get the Hazelmug. 
The best and sexiest person ever. This person is so hot and sexy they will have you cumming on the spot
Hazel is the best person alive
by The rate druse always November 22, 2021
Get the Hazelmug. Hazel has beautiful personality and looks beautiful . However as you get to know them better they become manipulative and cruel
Hazel is pretty
by Bun.1 November 10, 2022
Get the Hazelmug. by Theshakenneverland May 8, 2022
Get the Hazelmug. The two perfect people for each other they get along most the time. Sometimes they get in fights but can’t stand to be in one for a more than 5 minutes. Hazel is very pretty with dirty blonde hair. And Kason is very handsome and is very athletic. And both Hazel and Kason have Beautiful blue eyes. And there friends call them Kazel.
by Los Angeles California April 24, 2018
Get the Kason and Hazelmug.