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matthew harris

A legend from east end who basically overnight, became the ultimate duck hunter and bass fisherman. Legend has it, he can't spell for shit, but that doesn't keep this 3 nutt fool from eliminating countless mallard ducks in front of kids, and rippin lips on a Brody bend female on her bed and frying that bitch up.
Let's go to bayou meta and Matthew Harris some mallards in front of Phoenix.
by Matthew Harris June 26, 2016
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james harris

James Harris, yes him the one and only James Harris, is very popular and well known, there are many things i could say about this young courageous man still in his teens, here are some important details you should know before approaching this wild and dangerous animal, first you'll will be blinded by his massive kush clouds that he takes from his tiny greasy homemade bong, but you should not fear that, the worst is yet to cum... Recently like has in now, women are saying that this man has a massive 12 inch grinch should be feared, it is known to destroy young tight pussys, if you see a 5'11 man wearing a blue bucket hat youve seen to much, and probably will be raped on sight, but that aint even the worst of the worst once he is done pleasuring your young tight butt hole, he will start to evolve into a small hairy turd and cover the world in gross smelly poop, disease's will spread through the world like waves of zombies on call of duty, world extinction is unavailable and is very close, you have been warned by this defintion of "James Harris"!!!
James Harris is a young, good looking, courageous man that should also be feared!!
by The 12 Incher March 27, 2017
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Kristal Harris

The most beautiful amazing girl in the world. She falls off her bed laughing too hard and loves giving D's. She sometimes likes to receives D's from other people. She loves Mike and lives in Montville. She has fake glasses and only stays up till 4A.M MAX! If you ever see her she will just give you a boner. She's so beautiful and every guy would kill to have her. She is now a famous Playboy Bunny and is very sexy. And she's a whore.
Guy: "Hey I'm dating Kristal Harris!"
Guy 2: "Bro I'm going to fucking kill you for her!"

Guy: "Yo see Kristal Harris over there, she's giving me the D."
Guy 2: "Yo I would give her my D but only if I get lucky.
by Mike Montville<3 January 1, 2012
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Kamala Harris

Kamala Harris: We did it Joe! We did it! You’re gonna be the next president of the United States!!!
by POPOFFSON November 10, 2020
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Katherine Harris crazy

a) a person interested in bringing about the Apocolypse. Only slightly less dangerous than global warming,
"Katherine Harris crazy" is vetrinarilly synonymous with an animal being "rabid." See also Adolf Hitler; Pol Pot; Joseph Stalin; Sauron; George W. Bush; Emperor Palpatine; Blue Duck; the two Asiain-American dudes that always drag race John Cusak's character (Lane Meyer)in Better Off Dead; Khhhhaaannnnn!!!!!; evil genius Vince McMahon; Lex Luthor; the kid in second grade who kicked my ass.

b) someone whose head is so far up their own ass that they lose their sense of sight, except of course for the sight of their own sigmoid colon.
Dude, puttin' these muthafuckin' snakes on a muthafuckin' plane is muthafuckin' Katherine Harris crazy.
by The Viceroy August 29, 2006
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Tony Harris

The worst news anchor in the country.
Tony Harris should be fired from CNN.
by NewsJunky December 3, 2010
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keith harris jr

a cute kid with a big ass penis also he likes putting it in girls
keith harris jr is a cute kid with a big dick
by 123hjsks October 5, 2017
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