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hamster day

A day where you just keep going round and round like a hamster on a wheel. Similar to a salmon day, only you do get things done, you just have to keep doing them over and over again
1: Where have you been?
2: I'm having a hamster day. I have to keep going to get new deliveries.
by Shoggoff January 17, 2004
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hamster balls

Balls that are proportionally oversized, such as those of a male hamster.
While changing Baby's diaper, Ayumi exclaimed "Damn, kid, you got some crazy hamster balls!"
by Mitsuneko January 24, 2008
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hamster candy

Synthetic cannabis, also known by the brand names K2 or Spice. Derived from descriptions of its smell and look, as it looks like hamster food and smells like gummy candy. Hamster candy is often used when one is aware of an upcoming drug test as an alternative to natural marijuana because hamster candy precludes a positive test.
Kevin: "Would you like to split a spliff with me?"
James: "No, I have a drug test coming up, so I'll just stick to hamster candy."
by Air Peezy July 28, 2011
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hamster wheel logic

The kind of reasoning/thought process that never gets you anywhere.
I just can't figure out this boy/math/girl problem... LAWLZ MUST BE HAMSTER WHEEL LOGIC HAHA.
by Please Mum January 27, 2011
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hamster dick

a very small penis, about the size of a hamster
ryan knuth has a hamster dick
by brendan February 7, 2005
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hamster-wheel brain

an instance of one's mind going over and over an issue or problem without finding a solution
I had a major case hamster-wheel brain today. I could not get organized and could not stop thinking about it.
by The Return of Light Joker January 14, 2008
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hamster flew off the wheel

When an employee is stressed out and pushed to the breaking point and starts screaming loudly and uncontrollably, it is said their hamster flew off the exercise wheel such as is found in a hamster's cage. Frequently happens to employees at "the new AT&T"
"After being yelled at by Quita all day, Rosa's hamster flew off the wheel!"
by The Metric Groper April 26, 2008
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