flying hamster

a flying hamster

guy: hey look a flying hamster

by glums February 14, 2021

Harry the hamster

A sentient hamster YouTube legend who is 8 inches tall, a little bit chubby and hairy. He likes to tell sex jokes with his friends and wants to find a beautiful female.

Harry the hamster: So I can shove my FUCKING COCK IN ‘ER MOUTH AND UP HER SHITTER, THEN RUB MY BALLS ALL OVER HER EARS WHILE SHOVING MY CLAWS UP ‘ER ARSEHOLE!
Me: .-.

by Hamsterlord666 March 1, 2021

Hamster Death

To die in a pathetic, stupid, and most often anticlimactic way. As many pet hamsters (sadly) do.

“They built them up as a terrifying villain for the whole show, only to have them killed in one hit from a kid!”

“Wow, what a hamster death.”

by MinisculeCakes May 29, 2022

hamster nuts

Massive fat large gigantic hamster cock

Giannas hamster has fat fuckin hamster nuts man they are huge

by epiccockmaster69 October 3, 2021

wet hamster

When the male slides his penis between the butt cheeks of his partner, climaxes on his partners gooch, licks it off, and spits it into his partners mouth.

Amelia and Rob wanted to change things up in bed so Rob performed a wet hamster

by Spence_357 January 16, 2014

Slapping the hamster

1. A method of punishment for an unruly rodent.
2. Vigorous female masturbation.

Has anyone seen Beyoncé tonight? Yes, earlier, but she told me she was retiring to spend some quality 'me time' slapping the hamster.

by Sordid Panther February 17, 2015

hamster girl

A girl that smells distinctly like a hamster. This doesn't occur too often but has been know to take place to young ladies working in council offices. There is a distinct air of urine and sawdust about them.

She's a right hamster girl.

by Age_Wills November 14, 2006