having it

This phrase can mean a lot, perhaps to much. In some circumstances it can be the same as 'have it' but of course 'having it' is somewhat in the present tense.

So perhaps think of 'having it' as a outburst response to having extreme fun, mostly summoned for circumstances of a sexual, drug consuming, party time!

Fucking sweet to the eye balls buddy, I'm having a great time in fact you could say I'm fucking 'Having It' !

I guess I should get my ass in gear, strike up a fattyboombatty and start fucking 'having it'

Shitballs! I heard you had a proper session last night with the local hooksta!
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lol, yeah she was fucking having it.

by dat-ting July 9, 2007

worse than having rusty nails shoved under and through your eyelids

Seeing/listening to Hawthorne Heights.

I saw Hawthorne Heights on Conan last night. Twas worse than having rusty nails shoved under and through your eyelids.

by Lizzeh && Ninja September 4, 2008

turtles having sex

a. A most beautiful thing, to be admired and worshiped.
b. Sarah Palin.

I got a DVD off that guy on the corner of MLK and 3rd, but it was just a video of turtles having sex.

by tothebloody March 28, 2009

havin' a roni

The process of excreating (taking a shit) and ejaculating at the same time. Hence, havin' a roni.

"Do you know what it's like, havin' a roni?"

First used on the 1989 song "Havin' A Roni" on Vanilla Ice's debut album "Hooked". Also on "To The Extreme"

by Sir Psycho Sexy May 24, 2006

having the duck.

Having sex in a strange, easy to get caught place, that makes your friends jealous.

ie: On a fire truck or ambulance.

Reference taken from an episode of "Darma and Greg."

Kuperberg: My girlfriend and I did it on a motorcycle AND the rescue truck!
Robin: No way! I can't believe you have the duck! My boyfriend and I wanted to do that!

by Brown Eyed Girl June 16, 2005

having a baby

pushing out a big turd

oh, no i'm a having a baby because i don't eat fiber

by Evil Tim September 15, 2003

Having Your Bumps Felt

Source - medieval times, where healers would feel lumps bumps on scull, trying to diagnose the illness

The ones with the largest bumps and lumps were likely delirious and didn't make much sense.

So, the term having your bumps felt is usually a retort to a statement or remark from a person, or a situation where the issue is quite bizarre, or unbelievable or stupid.

Can't believe he stuck his hand in that stuff..."He needs his bumps felt"

I would have put blocks under that truck ..."when he gets out of hospital, he should consider having his bumps felt"

You "Having Your Bumps Felt Today" ....that was crazy !!

by 007professor007 April 1, 2010