hay baling

The act of consuming food while simultaneously defecating.

I was late for work this morning so decided to do some hay baling to conserve time.

by Chew Skeeter September 18, 2016

gay hay

The ass hair of a particularly gay individual that over time has become crusty with cum

Man my gay hay is really itching today

by Pussluver86 December 9, 2018

roll in the hay

British for Sexual Intercourse. In Great Britain this is how partners offer themselves to each other. In Texas we just call it "Having Sex"

In the movie "The Bank Job", the hot British girl would offer a roll in the hay to British men of authority in order to gain leverage and information. It was entirely for business and she really did not care about their performance.

by Texas Man June 28, 2010

hay fever

when a black man prefers white women. similar to jungle fever or yellow fever.

you see all those white blond girls Andre keeps hooking up with? man, he's got a bad case of hay fever.

by drusopher February 26, 2008

Hay Coño

Referring to something as complete utter bullshit, but using the phrase in spanish slang, hence Hay Coño. This phrase was made famous and popularized by the great Domingo Ayala.

Pushy Nerd: "Hey you got an F on that 500 point project that determines 3/4 of our second semester grade. Hahahaha."

You: Hay Coño!

by tarduno May 14, 2011

Making Hay

Is an expression that means "To be highly productive for a limited period of time when the opportunity is present."

While in graduate school you may be living as a pauper, but when you get out with your new degree you will be making hay.

by ISHR November 6, 2010

Hay Bail

A hairy pussy of someone from a farm.

I met this chick at a barn party and she had a wicked hay bail.

by McFrumppy October 18, 2011