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Homework

An evil task for children given by their heartless teachers.
They spend 6-8 hours at school doing work and when they go home and get to relax, their teachers makes them do more work. It’s like taxes but for kids and doesn’t do any good when you do it. I mean if it’s a prodject it would kinda be useful but still.
Dude, I couldn’t finish my homework last night and now mr. Dick is going to kill me!
by Whyidontdate November 10, 2017
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Homework

Homework is Suffering.

A legal, torture device for all student and other people who within the school, high school, kindergarten and, university, it was allowed to using and get approved by many countries that it works. This device is always using when someone annoying a teacher, break a rule, burn the office, throw a nerd off a window from a window of 3 floors, carry a snack in a classroom, and don't share with a teacher, have sex with your teacher but don't use a condom and many other things that I don't even do. This legal torture device is an idea of Horace Mann for punishment a student when they did something wrong, when a student takes this device these things will happen to them:

1: Brain meltdown.
2: Brain health will deteriorate because you have to be patient, open your eyes, do homework.
3: Ask yourself more often When will God send a hand to take me to heaven?
4: You feel want to play Russian Roulette without scared of a die.
5: Alway look at that Steven DB that inside grandfather's room.
6: And many other things. If you try to counteract with this torture device, you will be punished by losing your grade in that subject. Rebel to Homework = Rebel to Ministry of Education.
Other names of homework:
1: Brain destroyer
2: Torture device
3: Suffering paper
4: Suffering machine
5: Fucker
6: My toilet paper
7: Dog food
8: I hate it!
9: It's paper licking shit
10: I want to die.
์Note: It gets an Ig Nobel and Nobel Prize for Violence. (Jk)
Ah! Fuck, I forgot to do homework, FUCK! I need to do it now, Jesus, I have 3 Mins to do this fucking homework
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No! You can't just give all homework to students before backing home, Haha! Homework generator go brrr.

Hey! Doggy, eat this shit homework and I can tell a teacher why I don't send homework, c'mon, just do it.
by Valks January 25, 2021
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homework

homework sucks
by kendoalt November 12, 2020
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Homework

A mental torture device used to penetrate unnamed poor defenseless children. You go to school for 6 freaking hours then you come home and guess what? You need to do more work!

Half
Of
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Energy
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Knowledge

(I stole that joke haha)
Mom, I have to go home and because of Ms. Fatperson, I'm getting a homework assignment where I study the solar system and why Uranus is on its side. His T.A., Mr. Sartorius gave us some answer we wrote down on the sheet and we need to read the book they gave to us for 20 minutes and solve the answers to the ones we know. So I'll read none and get an F for FANTASTIC!!! and it'll be a great day for me.
by Homework (it sucks) January 25, 2018
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Homework

Basically an un-painful way of torturing students all over the world..
Homework sucks..
by namast’ay in bed March 24, 2019
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Homework

1. The shit that teachers give u
2. a legal way of torture

3. The stuff that makes you want to kill yourself because it is time consuming
The reason why people have AIDs is because of homework
by DumbAssYoutube June 30, 2019
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homework

just. no. Nobody has time for that useless crap. Not helpful. Not learning anything. The stress on the brains of doing homework after 7-10 hours of crap makes us more likely to suffer from memory loss in the future. Stress causes memory loss idiots! Thats why old people have bad memory. How the fuck has nobody done anything about this? We are all going to be stupider than fish if nobody does anything about this. I used to be so smart when I diddnt do my homework. But guess what mother fucker? My IQ dropped 10 points. 10 POINTS. You know why? I did my homework to much.
"Hey wanna help me call 911? I was shot and I'm bleeding out."

"Hey man. Im really sorry, but, I have to do my homework."

"Oh my gosh I'm so sorry! You finish your homework" (dies)
by Motherfucker idc February 22, 2015
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