Holden

HOLDEN DEEZ NUTZ!!!!!!!!!!

Person 1: Do you know Holden?
Person 2: No, who is it?
Person 1: HOLDEN DEEZ NUTZZZ!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Anonymoose 360 NO SCOPE 69420 March 7, 2022

Holden

The greatest male name in existence

The greatest male name is Holden

by hgroff3023 August 18, 2021

Holden Abang

Half brain dead, good at all things

Holden Abang you’re so fucking dumb but I love you

by micheal jorsen August 25, 2021

Holden Tudix

What prank youtubers use to make the Walmart employee say "holding two dicks" over the intercom

YouTuber: I lost my brother in the store, can you get him here for me, his name is Holden Tudix
Walmart employee: Okay, *picks up phone* Is there a holding two dicks in the store? if there is a holding two dicks in the store please come to the front
YouTuber: HEHEHEHA YOU SAID DICKS!!!! HOLDING TWO DICKS!!!
Walmart employee: *has a heart attack cus they're old as fuck*

by mart60 December 14, 2025

Noreen-Holden-Maxxing

The act of cracking your buddy’s nan, best buddies style. People named Evan can’t do this because that’s the rule of the Best buddies (no evans)

Yo what’s up my names not Evan and I’m Noreen-Holden-Maxxing, cause Noreen is so bad!

by bestbuddiesnoevansnumber1fan December 23, 2025

Holden

gay femboy; bad at overwatch; virgin; and gay.

Ben: "You're such a Holden."
Klaus: "What does that mean?"
Ben: "A femboy, virgin who plays overwatch."

by klaus311 February 9, 2025

Holden

Gay

Person 1: hey look, Holden.

Person 2: gay.

by Swag like 100 March 12, 2025