tiny hippo

Like hippo (from hypocrite), but also with a tiny body part. A "big mouth hippo" is a person who says something is wrong one day but then goes and does that exact same thing or has already done it in the past. Calling someone a tiny hippo is also making reference to their penis or if they are a women, their ass. So big mouth, small dick. Or big mouth, small ass (or tight arse - vulgar form). It is sometimes used to refer to a gay person who talks hypocritically, normally a bottom/submissive in the relationship.
(after hearing tall tale from some loudmouth) - "that dude is a tiny hippo."
by Dysklyver December 06, 2017
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Hippo of Coke

“Dude, I just got a hippo of coke last night.”
“Bro, it must be snowing near you”
by Sluttypumkinspicelatte December 17, 2018
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hippo crates

Huge sturdy packing-cases specially designed for humanely shipping large water-loving herbivores. Invented by the famous ancient philosopher.
Too bad Hippocrates wasn't born more recently, or his animal-transporting invention would have been much easier to create --- he could have just lined a number of modern large metal shipping-containers with foam-rubber, added fresh-air vents and some form of toilet-fixture, and voila! --- hippo crates.
by QuacksO October 31, 2018
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yellow hippo

A person that has actually become obese on a diet of nothing but dog cum and gun powder.
Bobby: Dude, have you seen JR lately?!

Walker: Yeah, he needs to ease off all of that dog cum and gun powder before he becomes a yellow hippo.
by Elmuff November 16, 2018
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Hippo-Snatch

A term used for a woman so thirsty for the "D", that her actions leads one to think that her vagina is going to jump out of her pants and snatch that "D" up like a ball in Hungry Hungry Hippos!
While Ratchet's husband is doing a ten year bid in prison, she gets hungry for the "D". She's up in the club all Hippo-Snatching any dick wit a pulse n a dream, and she down with O.P.P.
by gfizzlemynizzle January 18, 2015
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Hippo Fart

Hippo fart is a scary teacher whose only purpose is to flirt, and scare 8th graders.
An example:
Nina: I saw Hippo Fart flirt with you.
Biba: yeah it was scary! She touched my shoulder. 😟
by Dizzybuffalo1307 February 14, 2023
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wallowing hippo

My toilet water was dirty when I flushed it. I took the lid of the cistern and found some dirty bastard had laid a wallowing hippo in there.
by captnphunky March 09, 2017
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