schlong gobbled

Eager to provide oral service to a cock(s).

Not stopping until all parties involved are satisfied

I sure schlong gobbled that redneck cowboy last night.

by Throbbin_Rob November 9, 2019

Garbage Gobble

When you are getting up the road with an exotic tart at the local recycling centre, and you have the stellar idea to get inside of the Rubbish receptacle and begin to engage in loud obnoxious sex; then you get your pathetically proportioned pecker out and roll it into the grime at the bottom of the trash can. Now your pork sword is covered in Bin slime, stick it into the mouth of your plucky local whore.

" I gave a proper mouthwatering Garbage Gobble to Becky behind Holland and Barrett, Down by the Bins"

by Bikeseatsniffing4dayz January 2, 2020

Ass gobble

When you’re eating ass but you accidentally bite this is called ass gobble

Jenny, my boyfriend can be such an ass gobble sometimes.

by Mentalmethhead March 11, 2020

Clopper Globber

The action in which two or more people of the same or opposite sex collect the bodily fluid remnants after engaging in intercourse. Then they proceed to freeze said bodily fluids into a popsicle, so they can then share the popsicle equally amongst eachother Whilst watching "Spiderman: Into The Multiverse".

Person 1: "Me and the boys are about to hit up a Clopper Globber tonight, you in?"
Person 2: "Nah, not tonight I already have arrangements for a rainbowkiss with my cousin. Maybe I'll attend the function next time."

by August0405 November 21, 2020

No Glizzy Globber

When something isn't cap

Jun: Bro. you suck at this game.
Nathan: No Glizzy Globber I am bad

by Junathan November 11, 2021

The Church of Gobber Chan

A place of worship of the cult of Gobber Chan were they preform the ancient sacrifice wich is a dirty jack

We shall worship in the church of Gobber Chan tonight my Brother.

by Mp80111 December 31, 2021

squat and gobble

A place to eat and shit.

Man, where's a decent squat and gobble around here?

by Kodie January 17, 2004