Gronk

Someone who is a complete idiot and trys to be a hard but isnt

Ian says: "bruz im in a graff crew now!"
You: "really? how'd you get in?"
Ian: "well, Im not really in it. They just said if they can use my paint then i can go around with them"
'Man, Ian your such a gronk!'

by illestbillest January 10, 2010

Geronimo

Geronimo, also known as the g slur. You cannot say this word, unless you are apart of the community 😡!

stella 🙄: Geronimo🥰

max😩: B!TCH NO!!! YOU CANT SAY THE G SLUR!!!!

stella: why? what's so bad about saying geronimo??

max: YOU CANT SAY GERONIMO UNLESS UR APART OF THE COMMUNITY!

max: you're canceled🤣🤣🤞

stella: *starts to cry and shit at the same time*

all in all, don't say the g slur, unless ur apart of the community xx

by Damon albarns wife🥺🤞 December 2, 2020

Geronimous

Anonymously jumping yelling geronimo...

Geronimous is a stupid word.

by Trent Kuver February 26, 2009

Resort To Geronimo

Is the last attempt to knock your prison cell inmate buddy the fuck out before he has his way with your ass.

Be forewarned, a failed attempt at resort to geronimo may create a Geronimo Whiplash situation.

Please refer to Urban Dictionary for Geronimo Whiplash

Hey Hawkins, did you see that inmate resort to geronimo the when he was about to get plugged the other day?

by Dranon Von Ryle August 31, 2011

Gronk

Ultimately a baby ogre.
An over sized person, clumsy, often fumbles around.

Big boned, short and wide, often with exma or a very red face.
Indication that someone/something is large

"Ughhh you are such a gronk, why are you so massively wide"

"You have gronk feet"

by Princess Of Persia January 13, 2010

luis giron

When you or another person has the potential of being a pro-sports player but wants to hang out in an infested house getting drunk with the sorriest on earth. Also likes to ditch other friends for those who he likes to get drunk with. Also has a girlfriend that has the Amazon forest on her back as hair

You: hey watsup dude? U wana play some football or sumthin

Friend: naw im just gona go to another persons house to do some stuff

You: awww don't tell me ur pulling a luis giron!

by tom herbert November 15, 2009

grongle

A person that is the mix between a gronk and the website www.google.com. This person is full of useless information and doesnt know anything about relevent events.

Sam: "How do you make cheese?"
Grongle: "Swiss cheese has holes in it"

Bob: "... and then i went to sleep."
Grongle: "The Diameter of jupiter is 1.3 times ten to the power of six."

by Potato Chip February 10, 2004