grumplet

getting a blowjob while takin a crap

dude she just gave me a grumplet!

by bagman September 1, 2003

Grumpkin

The seam-like ridge of skin that appears on the scrotum of male animals.

Man, those bikes shorts totally chafed my grumpkin.

by Evil Scott December 19, 2008

wicked grumpa

A term often used by mainers when describing a large bowel movement. The people who use this term usually have a cigarette hanging from their lip and are fisting a bud. Also often used by construction workers and people who exhibit bad etiquette.

If there are any sorority girls present when this expression is used they surely will not understand. If for some strange reason they do, they will be disgusted.

"I gotta take a wicked grumpa so bad i got skid marks in my underpants"

by Kimbo Stacey May 9, 2007

Grumpkins

The game of giving a girl spicy food then having anal sex with her. Then the male would punch the woman in the stomach and scream "GRUMPKINS!" and pulling out before fecal matter lands on the penis. If fecal matter does land on the male penis then the male loses.

I didn't Pull out in time so i lost grumpkins

by Mike Ockhertz December 8, 2009

grumplesnort

a word used by the Florida's to describe someone who is grumpy.

Kenny is a grumplesnort.

by yairgo December 23, 2008

Grump Bucket

The behavior of an inconsolable cat. Includes; flagrant mewing, flopping, and head butting. Cat may also repeatedly try to step on your computer keyboard or put his paw in your water glass.

I can't study with this grump bucket cat on my desk!

by BigSondra December 10, 2010

grumpervated

Grumpy and aggravated at the same time.

I tried to snuggle with my girlfriend, but she was too grumpervated to let me get close.

by BradTheGeek December 26, 2012