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blowin groceries

I was so sick, i was stuck in the bathroom all day blowin groceries.
by Lowry March 17, 2004
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Pinch the head off of a grocery snake

Yet another way to say "I have to take a shit".

Alternate: Pinch the head off of a dirt snake.
Yo, I gotta go pinch the head off of a grocery snake.
by jake4d April 27, 2010
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Groentjuh

"to do a Groentjuh":

To mention vital or (more) detailed information in chat messages completely enclosed in parentheses, often after a preceding message roughly addressing the topic.

Or, more general: simply the act of putting chat in parentheses which is more than a mere comment and is likely to trigger replies/discussion about it.
<Bob> There are no reservations yet.
<Bob> (but I guess there'll be a lot by tomorrow)

<Alice> (Hello everyone!)
<Alice> (What's up?)

Both Bob and Alice "did a Groentjuh" above
by Notausgang May 17, 2008
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Grocery Shopping

When you take food, beer, or condiments from a house party for the soul purpose of filling up your own pantry or refrigerator at home.
"Hey did you hear about this freshman throwing a house party?"
"Yeah, I am going to go grocery shopping."
by 86thered February 25, 2010
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Bagging Groceries

Purchase a can of cranberry sauce. Open the lid and insert the penis into the can. Continue to move up and down in a 'fucking motion.'
Judy: Bill, there's a sale in the canned food isle. Two for one on the cranberry sauce.
Bill: Honey, we'll be buying a good 40 cans.
Judy: Why?
Bill: Uh... I... it's about time I start 'Bagging Groceries.'
by FrankinFannyAA November 5, 2010
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Grode

The physical manifestation of grody behaviours: grime, dirt, filth, grit, mould etc.
After two days in the same socks, Tim's feet were covered in a thick layer of grode, particularly in between his toes.
by Booyaka-shawn October 30, 2003
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bagging your own groceries

When you shoot the basketball and rebound your own missed shot and score it after one or multiple rebounds.
Willis needs to either learn how to shoot or learn how to bag his own groceries.
by cardinal_fan October 25, 2004
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