Growing Pains

When you shave your pubic hair and it grows back, the sharp stubble growing is painful.

I now regret shaving my grundle, I got some serious Growing Pains down there.

by Scotty Beatnut August 17, 2008

grodin

1) The act of repeating an action, taking soo long that it will eventually grow flowers.

2) The grinding of the pelvises.

3) The act of bouncing nickels off of an obese person's ass.

4) The act of fellating a cucumber.

I could grodin this until it grew flowers.

by Colon August 30, 2008

Growing Antlers

Term related to Antlers, The Thumb Wave, or Fluffing, Growing Antlers is becoming standard sexual practice in the fields of pornography and commercial theater casting. One chick on her knees working two standing guy's cocks. Smiling at the camera.

Too bad you didn't come along Brandon... This chick was into Growing Antlers. Maybe I shoulda called Tuan.

by Hexicon January 6, 2007

gropin my penis

what ur mother did to me last night. trebek.

Me: Hey trebek i slept with ya motha last night.
You: You have to let go of the pickle to play the game.
Trebek: Of simon and garfunkel, the one that is not garfunkel.

Me: I garfunkeled ya motha last night trebek while she was gropin my penis

by let go of the pickel May 17, 2010

groin grenade

1) Refers to the potential excitement that can arise from a man once he realizes that he's going to get laid. Once the 'pin is pulled' by a significant other, sexual intercourse involving the man is imminent.

Things were getting hot and heavy in the car. But once she unzipped my pants, she pulled the pin on my groin grenade.

by KakashiBallZ June 16, 2008

Groin Game

Groin Game is a sport often played on buses and trains where two combatants (or Gladiators) face each other sitting down, and attempt to either hold their opponents legs open at at least a 60 degree angle (playing from the inside) or pin their opponents legs together for 3 seconds (playing from the outside). An adjucator is present to preside over the match. There are currently 2 weight divisions, Chodeweight and Banterweight. The sport was invented by Guus van Grunt, a Flemish nobleman, in Groningen, Netherlands in 1782. It is currently most popular in London, England on public transport.

Omar: Hey, let's play Groin Game!
Unsuspecting Female: Help! Rape!

by Vlad-the-Impaler February 16, 2012

groin gravy

Noun. The vaginal discharge of blood produced by the uterus on a montly basis during a woman's reproductve years; menstrual blood (Army usage, circa 1985)

I wanted to fuck her, but she was on the rag and I didn't want to get my cock covered with groin gravy.

by Tunmy AuGratin April 10, 2006