Super Gooner

One that spends so much of their life on Madden that their Ultimate Team is worth more than their lifesavings and single-handedly keep EA Sports in business.

Oh we just beat a super gooner so now we’re what’s left in the bathtub after the goon sesh

Super Gooner by VDRP283 May 10, 2026

Golden gooner

Someone who typically goons around 5+ times a day and refuses to edge or take part in no nut november

person 1 - Have you heard of the new kid i heard he's a total golden gooner
person 2 - That's crazy even I cant bust that many times in one day

Golden gooner by ManlyMan1231 May 19, 2026

got the gooner 

Got the sack

Today I got the gooner from work

got the gooner by Your joking November 20, 2021

Mateo the gooner 

Mateo is an incredibly skilled gooner. His other favorite pastime is in his thinking chamber, where he thinks of ways to be able to edge for longer periods of time.

Mateo the gooner is the best gooner in town!!

Mateo the gooner by mateothegoonerfan April 16, 2024

Pro D1 Gooner 

Someone who is not able to stop gooning or stop watching porn.

I am a pro D1 gooner

Pro D1 Gooner by The One Who Goons November 28, 2024

Max Prestige Gooner 

Max prestige gooner is a gooner who is described as finding any possible way as to where they can goon.
This means they would find devices, websites, porn models, and even goon in class all for the sake of gooning

*sees guy gooning in class*
Bro is a max prestige gooner

Max Prestige Gooner by JerrySucksToes December 3, 2024

The Last Gooner 

Infamous Nautica Malone, also known as “The Gooner”, “Deathstroke”, etc. He is seen riding in his black dodge challenger also known as the “The Goonrider” or the “The flying Goonman”.

“Yo you see that car? It reminded me of The Last Gooner”.

The Last Gooner by The Jelqmaxxer March 10, 2025