Definitions by ManlyMan1231

Golden gooner

Someone who typically goons around 5+ times a day and refuses to edge or take part in no nut november

person 1 - Have you heard of the new kid i heard he's a total golden gooner
person 2 - That's crazy even I cant bust that many times in one day

Golden gooner by ManlyMan1231 May 19, 2026

Basement cock race

A race where two or more men must complete 5 laps around their basement without lifting their penis off of the ground often causing them to obtain diseases or friction burns

Person 1 - Anyone down for a basement cock race tonight?
person 2 - Yeah sure it will be lit!

Basement cock race by ManlyMan1231 May 16, 2026

Sparkly nut

The sparkly and gooey liquid produced when a male unicorn masturbates or has sex

Mike - Yo felicia did you see the unicorns going at it the sparkly nut went everywhere

Sparkly nut by ManlyMan1231 May 16, 2026