Goat failure

A massive catastrophic failure or malfunction caused by stupidity. It is primarily used in online games.

When the Hotwire jumped out of the APC before they reached the back of the power plant, she was zapped by the Obelisk. Without enough C4 to put on the terminal, the mission was a goat failure. (Command and Conquer: Renagade)

by ImaginaryGod January 30, 2009

goat frape

frape involving causing the victim to join the Facebook group "I have not had Sex with a goat" so that when they correct this people will be notified that they have left the group " I have not had sex with a goat"... (for those of you not getting this that will imply they have now had sex with a goat)

A: Oh i see on facebook you've recently engaged in relations with a goat
B:WHAT- oh shit, i didn't realise when i left that group
A: Haha you got totally goat fraped

by voodoo_mongrel July 29, 2009

Gatornaught

A term combining the mascot of Lakeland High School in Central Florida (the Dreadnaughts) with the mascot of the University of Florida (Gators). The term was coined because, due to the strength of the LHS football team, UF recruits a great deal of Lakeland players. These Lakeland recruits who go on to play for the Gators are then called Gatornaughts.

The Pouncey twins, Chris Rainey, and Ahmad Black are all Gatornaughts.

by whitewitadonk December 18, 2010

goat pull

When a man tucks his junk between his legs and attaches a rope to his balls to pull things

Hey Vern, can you goat pull me into town?

by 240HazMat February 6, 2019

GatorTutor

Is a combination of the words:
Aggregator and Tutor

It basically means a teacher who aggregates the concepts of other teachers and then teaches them in a combination relevant to the audience or the context.

Something like, you could be telling to someone what Oprah said and then combining it with what Simon Sinek said. That ways, even you are a GatorTutor

We all are GatorTutors in some way
That girl is the best GatorTutor out there

by 27weeks March 7, 2021

Toilet Gator

An animal that must exist because sometimes when you look down in the toilet, you can his little brown tail coming down out of the flush hole in the bowl. Very Reclusive-usually only the tail is visible.

I can't go to the crapper. I am scared the toilet gator will get me.

by The Pirate of Pissants September 24, 2005

angry gator

This is usually an unintentional act that occurs early on in your sexual career. When your getting a sweet bj at your girls parents house and they return home unexpectedly causing your girl to jump up suddenly but forgetting she had your wiener in her mouth.

Yo my biatch was sucking me off when the door swings open and her moms walks in, she got so scared her jaws slammed closed on my junk like an angry gator.

by Pamela Labia March 5, 2014