bad goatee

noun: facial hair around a man's mouth which resemble the hair around a woman's genitalia.

That dude has a bad goatee; it looks like a vagina.

by Larry McDorchester April 29, 2008

goatess

(Noun) A play-on-words for a goat loving girl, who thinks she's a goddess

"What a goatess"

by hindithug September 2, 2011

Iranian Cheese Grater

The act of taking a standard issue cheese grater and inserting it into ones anus and/or vagina, then proceeding to insert and remove it while twisting it left and right

Yo I’m finna give this chick the Iranian Cheese Grater

by Ityaboistorm December 31, 2019

grater

A word for a woman who INSISTS on using teeth while giving head (why lord, why?!).

Guy A: "Look left..she's pretty hot"
Guy B: "Yeah but a grinder...trust"
Guy A: "Urgh! Fuck that!"

by Rory McMoose April 29, 2005

Mr. Unibrow, Mustache, Goatee Guy |:{)>

a face with a unibrow, mustache, and a goatee

|:{)>

used for many things, one being cheering people up when they're sad.

Person 1: I'm gonna cry :'(
Person 2: Don't cry! I have Mr. Unibrow, Mustache, Goatee Guy |:{)> to cheer you up!

by Mr Unibrow Mustache Goatee Guy February 10, 2010

goiter

Typically a female housemate who without cause upsets fellow housemates with constant whinging. The goiter is always the victim regardless of consequence. A goiter lives in a constant state of depression and solitude, their depression is compounded by intercourse with as many as 1 to 2 randoms every weekend in her search for love. A female goiter enjoys detailing in graphic detail to female housemates vaginal problems postcoital with said randoms. Partying with a goiter should be avoided at all costs for fear of ruining your own fun.

"Oh my god, she is such a goiter!", "Fucking goiter!", "Goiter!"

by Ezascanbe July 29, 2005

gaterape

A drink made of 1 bottle of NyQuil, a pint of vodka in a Gatorade bottle with Gatorade to add color.

She was'nt willing to, till i gave her Gaterape.

by Yeti lee August 26, 2013