Glasses cunt

a fat cunt with glasses

“Pat you're a glasses cunt!”

by urnanisbrownbread October 10, 2019

glassesiana

Its a insane fan account that puts glasses on Ariana Grande

the glassesiana

by obvious ariana April 4, 2021

Glasses

n.1-A piece of eyewear worn usually by those who are myopic. 2-The plural of glass, as in the type of cup.

1-“‘Did you just get those glasses?’” 2-“They got three more glasses,”

by hey kids, wanna treeaaatt? April 14, 2022

spit glasses

When a girl puts ray bans on before the guy cums so it doesn't get in her eyes. She then wipes it off and uses it as lotion to moisturize her nipples.

"Dude, I gave Sherry spit glasses, her nips tasted great!"

lawson cum spit glasses nips lotion anal

by lawson_loves_spit_glasses January 1, 2015

Hoe Glasses

Hoe Glasses are trendy thin rimmed glasses with joint lense, styled off those worn by peadophiles in the 80s. Worn exclusively by hoes - never prescription.

Damn, Bianca got some of those hoe glasses, she lookin fine.

by Professional Wanker April 19, 2018

Cum glasses

The cum that Dries and crusts on the lens of glasses making a cloudy and white look.

I gave my bf a facial and now he wears cum glasses.

by Howitzerz666 October 20, 2019

Jenga Glasses

A pair of eye glasses with ridiculously thick lenses which render any wearer, other that the glasses owner, almost blind.
Origin - a variation on the game of Jenga when players must don thick glasses when taking their turn thus distorting their vision and making the game more challenging - see Glasses Jenga

“Do you like my new glasses?”
“Wow, can you actually see through those? They’re proper Jenga Glasses!”

“The guy was so blind he actually needed Jenga Glasses”

by WIIBEE January 2, 2020