Underpants Gnomes

1. Underpants Gnomes are small beings that come to Tweek's room at 3.30 in the night to steal his underpants, Tweek sees them, because he can't sleep - ever !

2. The gnomes steal underpants to make profit. How ?
Like this:
1. Collect underpants
2. ?
3. Profit

3. They even have a working song, like the 7 dwarfs.
Time to go to work !
Work all night !
Searh for underpants hey !
We won't stop until we have underpants!
Yum tum yummy tum hey !

Watch South Park, season 2 episode 17 - Gnomes

Tweek : They're taking my underpants!

Kyle : Will you stop with the Underpants Gnomes, Tweek, we have to work her..

by Rikke K.. November 9, 2006

gnome-kid

random person that has the unique ability to control garden gnomes for his own advantage. unfotunately these gnome-kids are usually very smelly.

martin is a gnome-kid. i dont like him. he is a gnome-kid.

by tom-o! May 6, 2003

Pocket Gnome

A pocket sized woman who spends the entire day rubbing on the owners penis.

"I just got me a pocket gnome man, now i got wet spots all over my jeans!"

by Cherrijello February 26, 2009

dick gnome

A person who constantly has their hands down a guys pants, it can be their own, but it just involves going into the dark and spelunking for a penis. Sick bastards. This is not a compliment.

guy 1: Dude that girl has both her hands in that guy's pants!
guy 2: what a dick gnome!

by ShoesRBad March 24, 2003

fluffer gnomes

The mythical source of morning wood, the appear singing a tune and help you get erect with their gnomey mitts.

I was visited by the fluffer gnomes last night... and now I've got a huge boner in the morning.

by El Zorro July 7, 2006

gnome tipping

the process of sneaking into peoples yards undetected while intending to tip over their lawn gnomes just to piss them off.

i went gnome tipping last night.

by kauren May 11, 2006

ass gnome

a gnome that resides inside of someones ass

there is an ass gnome

in my ass

by Some Lazy-Ass Cracker May 26, 2009