Geofrey

He may be rather big, unattractive, and maybe not the best at any sport but when you get a Geofrey be sure to keep him. Well as a friend anyways. His hair may not be on point at all times but he can sure make some people laugh with his crusty lips. Even though he’s on the bigger side Geofrey is a weird, sarcastic, child who wants to be your friend.

Geofrey
Wait you mean Geoffrey?
Nope his mom spelled it wrong!

by Fr fr definition June 1, 2018

geoffery

When you want to Boycott something.

She's horrible.....Yeah geoffery.

by A Frost June 22, 2008

Geoff

Geoff, also known as dogshit. May come across as competent until you get to know him. Ambition often outweighs his ability, the term Geoff has been used since the 16th century to descretely describe incompetent supervisors performing duties above their capabilities. Has a tiny dick, but believes it is bigger and more powerful than everyone elses. Loves to gargle cum.

Definitions
16th century - "hey claudius, i think maximus is a real Geoff"
Modern day - "holy shit dude, this useless bastard is a real Geoff, lets dick his coffee cup.

by Maark75 December 12, 2012

geoslaves

A new slavery ( huh, as if we needed a new one, anyways..), where goverment workers and company-mules are traced and their physical location is monitored 24/7/365..by the tecnogadgetry they give to these stupes.
There's even a virtual globe for this kind of task..and experts in the geoslavery field are talking of creating a 'digital geography'; to add injury to insult. Every one under this thing will be 'geo-parsed' (i dunno what the fuck this means..), and electronic privacy can find another planet to thrive happily on. Geoslaves everywhere..welcome to v-reality! .

co-worker:"this is demeaning and humiliating enough baby..i am quitting this company...i am not a number . i am not a geoslave!
sec:"what the ..?!"

by hytham_hammer October 29, 2006

Goofster

Extremely large toothed person who is only known for his large incisors. Often a butt of jokes.

Look at the Goofster, he needs a diamond drill bit to tackle those gnashers!

by Ebwah April 23, 2010

Geoff

A ginger; often attracted to orange or, to a lesser extent, red.
Shouldn't go out in the sun for too long.

You look terrible in Geoff.

by Kittykatra February 5, 2010

geoff

a guy that is known to have repeated sexual with women that commonly exceed his own personal weight. The girls, frequently mistaken for gorillas, geoff's victims can be found near all food sources.

guy1:Dude, did you just see how fat that bitch was?

guy2:holy shit, only geoff would hit that!

guy1:yea, prolly.

by boss hog2 March 2, 2010