Geniousity

Equal parts genius and generosity -- Sharing your genius with others.

The venn diagram Rob gave Allison was an example of his geniousity.

by spokaneskibum November 22, 2010

Genital Crank

A device invented in late 1840s Michigan that fell out of use by the end of the 19th century. No sketches or diagrams of the device are known to exist, though its name and contemporaneous accounts from diaries, letters and other primary sources suggest that its use was sexual in nature. To wit, "Ere I been Gone Now Two Moons marchng with Genneral Grant and Tis All I can Bear to Bee without the Warm Comfort of Your Bed as you Work the Genital Crank in the Night-time," one Union soldier wrote to his mistress in 1863. References to the "Sex Axe," thought to be a component of the genital crank, buttress this theory. The genital crank is also thought to have played a role in the mysterious sexual act known as "Getting Hometowned in Jackson."

"Did you remember to bring the genital crank?"

by Lonnie J. September 15, 2008

genitorture

of or pertaining to torture of the male genitalia

James Bond had his balls genitortured at the end of Casino Royale.

by Seebastian March 4, 2009

genita

To take one's property and make your own with justification.

You just genita'd my bagel." "Did you genita my pen?

by Penless in Seattle December 29, 2010

Geniorgeous

Adjective:

A portmanteau of genius and gorgeous. Used to describe someone who is 'the package'.

Person 1: You look beautiful today.
Person 2: Thanks! You look good too.
Person 1: And, I heard you got full marks on your math exam. No doubt about it, you're geniorgeous.

by sarahh=) May 24, 2010

Genital ram

A Gential ram is when more than 3 men bash each other with their genitals. Usually they end up sexual.

Hey Jim, My buddy you wanna Genital ram.

by Dicks out for my dude Harambe December 16, 2016

ambiguous genitals

When a man is unable to determine whether he's with a woman or a lady-boy because he can't determine whether she has a vagina or an inverted penis.

Marco: Hey Pablo, how'd you do last night? Did you score with the chick you were taking to?
Pablo: Yeah man, we went back to her place and went at it but I'm not sure she wasn't a he. Her vagina just looked and felt weird. I don't know she's got some ambiguous genitals.
Marco: She's probably just been with a lot of black guys!
Pablo: Man, I hope so.

by Ambiguousgenitals January 29, 2021