The Gentleman's Rule

if you are playing golf and you don't hit the ball past the women's tee, you then have to walk the hole with your penis hanging out of your pants

I had a bad day, we played by the gentleman's rule, and I'm not too good at golf.

by Rick Lman July 9, 2012

Time Gentlemen Please

A phrase called out at closing time in a pub. A bell usually rings ten or fifteen minutes before to alert people that the bar is closing so that they can order more drinks. Then at closing the bell rings again and the bar person can say "Time gentlemen please!"

Also a TV show aired on Sky One starring Al Murray as the sad landlord of a london pub next to a chemical plant.

"Right that's it, time gentlemen please! Come on, drink up!"

by Wingy May 22, 2006

gentleman of the road

Homeless man. Often seen wearing several coats, drinking, defecating in street.

See also.
Tramp, vagrant, vagabond.

Can of spesh? What do you think I am, a gentleman of the road?

by thepreacher August 11, 2003

gentleman bomb

An extremely high-class alcoholic beverage, usually ordered at highfalutin bars. The Gentleman Bomb consists of a shot of Gentleman Jack dropped into a pint glass of chilled Earl Grey tea.

Gentleman 1: "Top of the morning to you, my good sir!"
Gentleman 2: "Why indeed! Say, would you fancy a refreshment of the alcoholic variety?"
Gentleman 1: "You have read my mind, sire! Praytell, would thou partake in a Gentleman bomb?"
Gentleman 2: "Splendid! Such a drink would only be worthy of my most esteemed class!"
Gentleman 1: "Good show!"
Gentleman 2: "Good show!"

by Sir Uppity of York August 31, 2010

Gentleman's Shuffle

A situation where two people are walking at each other, and keep moving out of the way in the same direction, leaving both parties unable to continue walking.

"I was stuck in a Gentleman's Shuffle for almost a full minute today, it was ridiculous!"

by DPDough November 18, 2011

gentleman's towel

The towel, shirt or cloth like substance you give a woman after intercourse to wipe up excess bodily fluids.

Would you like a gentleman's towel before anything gets on your sheets?

by C&H Love Factory December 23, 2013

Gentle Ben

Caressing a mans balls, while humming the theme song to Grizzly Adams.

She treated him to a Gentle Ben before his big presentation. He presented like a champ. He was pleased.

by Gentle Benz June 18, 2014