garnis

a penis that resembles garbage

Amber : " He had a garnis! "

Mary : " Tell me you didn't go through with it!? "

Amber : " of course not I ran away!"

by Cathrine Grey July 17, 2016

Garnet

Garnets are usually fat, lazy, annoying. It's a unisex name so if you find a male garnet he/she is either gay/tranny. Or if you find a female garnet he/she is tranny/lesbiano. Don't be a garnet. If you were named Garnet you are gay. Sorry to break it to you.
#NotNamedGarnetGang

Is that the gay nigga Garnet Person?!

by Bad Dick Sexy Male April 18, 2019

Garniso

spanish for a mexican prick

Stop being a garniso, or go back to wetback lnad.

by MoFucka148 October 19, 2008

granite city speedball

When you mix methamphetamine with dabs.

Dude, me and Timmy did some Granite city speedballs last night, that shuts intense.

by Extrabitchypuddin August 21, 2016

Garbitch

Fucking envious bitches that are only useful when they're disintegrated into compost for always being 24/7 in the way of everyone else!!!!!!!!!!!!

Garbitch: I'm going to fuck with everyone else 24/7 so that I'll die from the lack of oxygen in my brain due to getting no sleep 24/7!!!!!!!!!!!!

Everyone Else: We'll make sure that you'll all get complete shit that you all deserve!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Your Sister Is A Fucking Bitch August 28, 2020

Garvit

He is one of the most genuine guy you'll ever find on the planet. But beware of his double-sided game, he plays it in the most quite way possible. He is sensitive, smart, creative, and a highly thoughtful guy you would love to be with.

Girl 1: Hey 'Girl 2', I'm tired of Life! What is the point of everything?
Girl 2: Your meeting with Garvit has been booked dear.

by The Bizarre Master ;) November 24, 2021

General Granite

A roundish and content baby; other characteristics include excessive grunting and uncanny sleeping preferences.

General Granite wants more to eat.

by cpete April 12, 2007