Nacho Perez

A person who almost works full shifts. Always has excuse to come in late or leave early. Also has to eat lunch exactly at 1100am or he/she will turn into mean gremlin.
Man you working all day or you Nacho Perez today?
by Cpete May 26, 2013
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General Granite

A roundish and content baby; other characteristics include excessive grunting and uncanny sleeping preferences.
General Granite wants more to eat.
by cpete April 06, 2007
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