gapple jacks

The act of stuffing apples in ones ass, then launching them from their gaping asshole.

Your mom, that filthy whore, made gapple jacks this morning. Though, I appreciate the effort, they taste like shit.

by Flacannon November 26, 2009

gappen

When Lewis Dorling is so mad he writes too quickly and misspells the word 'happen'
Latin N.: to be fat and a dick

"Seb this could gappen"

by OfficialFartakDictionary November 24, 2013

Gaspardy

Someone who's simple mention of their name will solve all of life's mysteries. A god among gods those who beat this name will bring about the beginning of a new age, a new world, ruled by him.

"What's the answer to life" -peasant
"Gaspardy" -Enlightened people

by GodDamn47 July 3, 2015

Gaparri

When you try to become friends with someone and they completely reject you

Me: Hey not to be werid but you look lonely do you want to sit and talk with us?
Them: No
Me: I now feel gaparri

by Gaparri 100% August 1, 2019

Gapple

Gapple: Golden Apple

This term was first used in the game Minecraft back in late 2012, November 14th by my friend Nickyjk (Now known as Kavvas) in the 7th grade on our little Minecraft PvP world.

Nick: Yo Jake, you got a gap?
Me: Gap?? XD
Nick: Gapple XDDDDD

by Jake Lotter October 19, 2020

Gaspar

Gaspar is the funniest man on earth!
he is tall and he has beautiful blue eyes and beautiful black hair...
He has a very beautiful sister and a very beautiful house because he is rich.
Gaspar is American. A very handsome American
Gaspar is the perfect man

Gaspar's typic phrase : I KNOW IM AN GOAT, FAXXXXXX, CAPPPPP,

by babdnamdnejsns May 23, 2022

Wage-gapping

Having lunch or coffee with your female friends on a weekday while you could be working.

Hey Fiona, shall we go wage-gapping tomorrow? I'm feeling like having a soy-latte.

by Jarcovitch September 23, 2022