giles

gay slapper, who loves the gorilla

Giles and the gorilla make love all the time

by Anonymous May 21, 2003

The Guilts

The time after a night of drinking when you decide to "reflect" on the previous events.... instantly regretting the vague flashes of bad pick up lines and even worse dance moves.

sanjay " dude?!? what the fuck did i say to that red head last night that made her puke"

harminder "who cares man, you just got a bad case of The Guilts"

by Cherns14 March 5, 2009

girts

Stupid synthetic phonic test introduced by the UK government in in 2011.

Those kids got to do 'em girts so they be literate.

by Etty Molly Gist March 6, 2011

Giles

A gay hairdresser with spiky hair who lives in East London and is often spotted driving between London and Haywards Heath in a Fisher Price car. A Giles also frequently uses a variety of profanities to refer to his friends and claims that they are compliments.

Don't be such a Giles

by Oxford_English October 12, 2004

gilteo

Girl I'd Like To Eat Out. This is for some nasty ass chick who's pussy would be green and runny who if you did, it would be the sickest thing you've ever seen or eaten.

Look at that fat ass chick, shes a GILTEO.

by carebear April 12, 2005

Gilesy

Gilesy is a person who is the epitome of impulsiveness & indecision with an off the scale level of social retardation but backed by a lovable friend zone personality... a Gilesy is the type of person who would stand there perplexed, confused & stunned while continuously pulling a door that clearly says pull.. but you don’t get angry at him, you react more in a “aweeee here little fella, me help” type of way. That’s a Gilesy.

1. Dude comes home and says “ohh man, got an AWESOME deal on a $60k caravan today.. NO DEPOSIT, FREE Pillows.. at 34% interest.. how good are the FREE pillows”

2.. ** man is stuck in the Mc Donald’s kids play ground ball pit “Haha.. look at that Gilesy stuck pulling the door when it says push”

3. ** Court Proceeds to announce bankruptcy “Well Sir, you’ve done a real Gilesy on your financials.. “

4. Dude gets friend zoned by a 10... “aweee babe, cute... but you’re like a Gilesy to me”

by YourMammaKnowsBest August 19, 2020

Girts

A beautiful Latvian name, he usually has a big, long, thick cock and a big heart.

Girts, where are you?

by girtsm1 March 2, 2021