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The Gibson Special

The Gibson Special is a highly advanced sexual maneuver requiring extreme flexibility. Almost certainly dreamt up by a posh twat at Oxford/Cambridge University it involved the man tucking his legs behind his head whilst anally penetrating his fair maiden. The lady involved straddles the not-so-gentleman whilst leaning forward. The man then then proceeds to rock backwards and forwards on his spine for a maximum of sixty seconds before sustaining long term lower back damage. Oral can occur simulatenously.

Girl: "Hey. You disgust me. I would never like you in a million years."

Boy: "Shush. Come over. I'll give you The Gibson Special"

Girl: "Ooo"

A more wonderful love story there has never been.
Come over, I'll give you The Gibson Special.
by Captain, my ex-captain May 4, 2015
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Corn Giblin

The sexual term for an ear of corn that is "just right" for someone's ass
Man that was a perfect corn giblin
by Mr.Crisper June 12, 2019
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Stinky Giblets

Karen is a bit wiffy today, I think she’s got stinky giblets.
by SeanBrunton112 December 12, 2019
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Ben Gibbard

The lead singer/songwriter for Indie Rock bands Death Cab For Cutie, The Postal Service, and All Time Quarterback. Amazing vocals, even better lyrics. Married to Zooey Deschanel. Sometimes referred to as God.
Figure 1: Did you hear about Ben Gibbard's new album with Death Cab?
Figure 2: I've been listening to it on repeat for the last 2 weeks.

Figure 1: What's you're favorite Ben Gibbard album?
Figure 2: It's a tie between Transatlanticism, The Photo Album, Something About Airplanes, and Give Up (Postal Service).

Figure 1: Why is God singing on the radio?
Figure 2: That's not God, that's Ben Gibbard.
by Cliffy031 December 6, 2009
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Gibson SG

The absolute best guitar. Raspy, crunchy, bluesy, unmatched in it's ability to rock.
Clapton, Tony, Hendrix, and best of all, Angus use(d) the Gibson SG.
by Slatte November 27, 2007
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Gibbs Slap

Made famous by Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs (Mark Harmon) on the t.v. show NCIS, this is an open-handed slap to the back of the head. This is usually done in response to an act of stupidity. Done in a half-serious way to show power.
Once at work, I was playing Tetris on my computer. When the boss saw, he Gibbs slapped the hell outta me!
by Mr._ December 2, 2009
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Gibs

1. Handouts given to or demanded by ungrateful people. Derived from childlike speech such as "gib me cookies."

1. A derogatory term for someone with their hand out demanding that other people fulfill all their needs and desires. Can refer to people, organizations or countries.
"Germany is tired of being taken advantage of by other countries begging for gibs."
or
"Gibs spend more time at the welfare office than they do looking for a job."
by Caffynated April 17, 2017
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