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Gas man

someone who says a lot of things which are not true.
This gas man got beaten up the other day and nearly died but he told his friends he was standing there as strong as a steel soldier and they should see the other guy
by Klumsy'x May 22, 2009
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gas dollar

A unit of currency based upon the value of a one liter discharge of flatulence of a number 5 fartane rating.
That burrito was delicious waitress, I just paid you 10 gas dollars and 2 extra for your tip.
by Sidney's natural resources October 13, 2019
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Gas is too high

A statement that, while containing some truth, can be used as an excuse for virtually anything.
Person 1: You just cut that guy off and ran a red light!

Person 2: Gas is too high.

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Wife: You were supposed to take me out to dinner today, but instead you're sitting there watching TV! Did you forget it was our anniversary?

Husband: Oh, erm... Gas is too high.

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Guy 1: Dude, why did you drop out?

Guy 2: Gas is too high...

Guy 1: Instead of sitting there and playing RPGs all day, why don't you go out and meet a member of the opposite sex so you don't end up a virgin for life?

Guy 2: Gas is too high...
by DangitBobbeh123456789 May 24, 2011
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gas hustlin

when a homie keeps his gas tank just above empty because of a lack of funds to fill it up any further...most of which has already been spent on alcohol, weed and food.
Homie 1: Man, that nigga Coomsay's gas dial is barely above empty. He always has just enough to turn his engine on.

Homie 2: I know man, that nigga Coomsay is gas hustlin'.
by ThatNiggaRule March 29, 2007
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gas prices

1. The term used to identify when society as we know it will de-evolve. As prices rise, this time approaches closer.

2. A joke the rich find particularly amusing. They typically laugh about this while driving their SUVs and Escalades.

3. Source of panic attacks, high stress, and sudden interest, used by various media sources to get people's attention.
1. The way gas prices are now, we can expect things to end in about two or three years.

2. I say Carruthers, do you care about gas prices? Me either! Ha ha ha!

3. Gas prices are expected to rise, be sure to tune in later today as we discuss this topic of which we will have no solutions, and give you more to gripe over.
by Pareeha2 May 16, 2006
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Gas Pumper

Anal sex where the male spreads open his partner's buttocks and inserts his penis inside as deep as it can go. He then thrusts repetitively or "pumps" until ejaculation. Upon said ejaculation, the receiver will clench his or her butthole, preventing the semen from being released. The fun does not end there because round two must be initiated virtually, immediately afterwards. The process is repeated, although when the receiver's butthole is spread, it is the sole responsibility of the pumper to let as little semen escape as possible as he dives in for this round. The pumping begins again and if done correctly, the excess friction combined with the reservoir of semen accumulated from the first ejaculation will yield a small, yet apparent amount of gas that is leaked from the process. After ejaculation for the second time, the pumper will claim his reward as he kneels over to open his partner's butthole as well as his own mouth. He then begins to feast upon the semen saved up in his partner's butt. This hot and steamy surprise is just enough to satisfy the hard work and dedication put into this process.
After a few monotonous nights of anal sex, Ken and Bridget decided to mix up their sex lives by trying the Gas Pumper. Bridget was in awe knowing that Ken had enjoyed the semen she had harbored in her butt for him.

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by GimmieGas September 5, 2016
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gas humping

When a person repeatedly thrusts the gas pump in and out of his car, trying to get every last drop of gasoline out of the hose and into the car.
...One day, perhaps two or three years from now, gas prices will get so high that at gas stations everywhere customers will be gas humping so much that they'll need to create all-steel pumps to prevent breaking of the pumps.

"I went to the gas station the other day and saw this perverted old man around 70 who looked like he was trying to screw his big Cadillac Deville. Upon closer inspection I saw he was just gas humping."
by Adel7 January 6, 2008
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