Funeral Homing

The weird enjoyment of looking forward to funeral home visitations.Old people especially men get off on the hugging and flowers.The offender will attend visitations where he doesn't even know the dead. He will lurk like a lone wolf.

Guess we can't go to dinner tonight...myhusband is searching the obituaries for a funeral homing.

by Hootie J November 07, 2021

Tenfold Funeral

This saying is in the "One Punch Man" manga. An character named "Speed o' Sound" Sonic uses this as a move against the protagonist of the manga known as Saitama.
This move consists of ten afterimages, proving how fast Speed o' Sound Sonic really is.

Speed o' Sound Sonic: "Ultimate Technique! Tenfold Funeral!"

by TOASTKING ☑️ July 27, 2023

gay funeral

A funeral in which i pray the lord my soul to keep to bless jahseh 🙏👆🏾🏀

mother i attendeth jahses gay funeral
Allah amen

by Hugo P. April 10, 2020

Funerize

To make something more fun artificially.

Yo! That rubber Chicken is Funerize the shit out of this joint!

by SquishySlime December 20, 2021

Plumber's Funeral

The act of literally taking a shit on top of a coffin.

Scott got fired today - Camera's caught him giving our shipment of caskets we were sending to a funeral home a real Plumber's Funeral.

by Nightmare Ives March 19, 2021

Plan your own funeral

Another way of saying, “Mind your own business.”

“Oh go plan your own funeral dipshit!”

by Bobalingo April 05, 2024

Funeral-Istic

Funeral-Istic;

1. Something (generally clothing) black, Gothic, or equally depressing that would be something you'd see at a funeral.

2. When someone is depressed- not necessarily because of a recent death- and holes up in their room and hardly eats.

3. Something creepy, eerie, or ominous.

1. Why does she wear funeral-istic clothes so much?

2.She's been so funeral-listic lately, she didn't even eat the cake I baked her. She has to be depressed.

3. That ghost town is seriously funeral-istic.

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by wolfles July 21, 2015