by BiShadowEnby August 9, 2021
Get the Funeralmug. by Hugo P. April 10, 2020
Get the gay funeralmug. A Funeral bandit is a person who turns up to funerals when they barely know the deceased.
The Funeral bandit makes a habit of showing up at any funeral even if it was an acquaintance.
The Funeral bandit makes a habit of showing up at any funeral even if it was an acquaintance.
That Sheila is a real funeral bandit. Ive seen her at three funerals this month and she dosent even know the deceased
by SammyChica April 15, 2023
Get the Funeral Banditmug. A funeral held for dead flowers. Usually in a flowerbed side service honoring the sweetness and beauty of the dead flowers. Usually held after cutting or throwing away the dead flowers. Is also often held in a church. The only known Flower Funeral happened on November 18, 2011 when Ed Crankshaft, his daughter Pam Murdoch, and her husband Jeff were attending the funeral of a close friend. A Flower Funeral is not sad. In fact, it is very calming. So, if you want beautiful flowers for all time, hold a Flower Funeral for the ones you lost. Its a sweet thing to do.
Ed: Oh no, all my flower died. How am I going to remember them?
Pam: Why not have a Flower Funeral for them? We could crush them up and bury them.
Jeff: Sure! Lets go to Camp Swampy. I bet Stainy Stainglass would officiate.
Ed: Sure, a Flower Funeral would be nice because I love my garden! Sweet.
Stainy: Yes, I'll help! (he starts praying over the flowers) Dearly beloved, we are gathered here in memory of these beautiful flowers. May they always live in Heaven in beauty. (he makes the cross sign)
Ed: (bursts out crying) Poor flowers. I don't know what to do.
Stainy: Easy, I know you're stressed. But I got the Mary Mud right here. (he starts massaging Ed with the Mary Mud) Remember how good that felt? Its a nice way to end a Flower Funeral.
Jeff: (jumping up and down crying) I need some of that, too. Can I have some?
Stainy: Sure! This is the most important part of a Flower Funeral. You need flowers to stop stressing over flowers. Remember, flowers have power!
Pam: Sure. Its easy. Just remember its a trial but Flower Funerals make you smile! (she kisses Stainy and he rubs her with the Mary Mud)
Pam: Why not have a Flower Funeral for them? We could crush them up and bury them.
Jeff: Sure! Lets go to Camp Swampy. I bet Stainy Stainglass would officiate.
Ed: Sure, a Flower Funeral would be nice because I love my garden! Sweet.
Stainy: Yes, I'll help! (he starts praying over the flowers) Dearly beloved, we are gathered here in memory of these beautiful flowers. May they always live in Heaven in beauty. (he makes the cross sign)
Ed: (bursts out crying) Poor flowers. I don't know what to do.
Stainy: Easy, I know you're stressed. But I got the Mary Mud right here. (he starts massaging Ed with the Mary Mud) Remember how good that felt? Its a nice way to end a Flower Funeral.
Jeff: (jumping up and down crying) I need some of that, too. Can I have some?
Stainy: Sure! This is the most important part of a Flower Funeral. You need flowers to stop stressing over flowers. Remember, flowers have power!
Pam: Sure. Its easy. Just remember its a trial but Flower Funerals make you smile! (she kisses Stainy and he rubs her with the Mary Mud)
by Dusty's Baby Powder November 23, 2011
Get the Flower Funeralmug. Big Bax Funerals is a very successful funeral business. It prides itself on making funerals fun and not giving refunds. They also turn your relatives into minerals. We have millions of Oscars for the business and we make little to no money. We have many grammy awards from are jingle used to promote really amazing business. We get a total of 1 million customers a day which is really good for the business as we make a lot of friends along the way. This superstar business was founded by Big Bax, Ralfano, Maxipad and Ernie
BIG BAX FUNERAL LYRICS
Big Bax Funeral
We put the fun in funerals
we turn your relatives into minerals
at big bax funerals (x2)
When your daughter dies of cancer
and you cannot find the answer
Call Big Bax
Extra Tax
Big Bax Funeral
We put the fun in funerals
we turn your relatives into minerals
at big bax funerals (x2)
Big Bax Funeral
We put the fun in funerals
we turn your relatives into minerals
at big bax funerals (x2)
When your daughter dies of cancer
and you cannot find the answer
Call Big Bax
Extra Tax
Big Bax Funeral
We put the fun in funerals
we turn your relatives into minerals
at big bax funerals (x2)
by augh123456789 September 7, 2022
Get the Big Bax Funeralmug. Funeral-Istic;
1. Something (generally clothing) black, Gothic, or equally depressing that would be something you'd see at a funeral.
2. When someone is depressed- not necessarily because of a recent death- and holes up in their room and hardly eats.
3. Something creepy, eerie, or ominous.
1. Something (generally clothing) black, Gothic, or equally depressing that would be something you'd see at a funeral.
2. When someone is depressed- not necessarily because of a recent death- and holes up in their room and hardly eats.
3. Something creepy, eerie, or ominous.
1. Why does she wear funeral-istic clothes so much?
2.She's been so funeral-listic lately, she didn't even eat the cake I baked her. She has to be depressed.
3. That ghost town is seriously funeral-istic.
2.
2.She's been so funeral-listic lately, she didn't even eat the cake I baked her. She has to be depressed.
3. That ghost town is seriously funeral-istic.
2.
by wolfles August 15, 2015
Get the Funeral-Isticmug. A funeral process where a person’s cremated remains are set out to sea on a ship that is then lit on fire via fire arrows that are shot from the shore, then, the funeral attendees equip diving gear and collect the ashes, whoever gets the most wins the person’s will
by Raccski April 10, 2021
Get the Viking Piñata Funeralmug.