crotch cleavage, esp. on a woman. The outer lips of female genitalia visible through tight clothing.
by Your Mother's Lover October 07, 2002
Gemma told me to lay under her feet, she then rubbed her socked feet under my nose, the smell almost made me cum, soon her socks were off and i was lucky enough to have my face buried in the soles of her feet, i enjoyed it so much i knew i had a foot fetish
by gemma's foot slave March 03, 2005
Cop: "Alright, lead foot. You know how fast you were going back there?"
Person: "I'm sorry, sir, but-"
Cop: "You'll shut up if you know what's good for you. Now you were doing 75 in a 45, and I'm gonna throw the book at you."
Person: "Please, sir-"
Cop: "Quiet, boy. Don't you go anywhere, I'll be back."
(20 minutes later)
Cop: "Now you can either show up in court on this date, or pay this $300 fine. What were you in such a hurry for anyway?"
Person: "Taking my grandma to the emergency room. Now she's dead, you dumb fucking pig."
Cop: "Oh, sorry...uh, watch your speed."
(cop leaves and pulls into Krispy Kreme)
Person: "I'm sorry, sir, but-"
Cop: "You'll shut up if you know what's good for you. Now you were doing 75 in a 45, and I'm gonna throw the book at you."
Person: "Please, sir-"
Cop: "Quiet, boy. Don't you go anywhere, I'll be back."
(20 minutes later)
Cop: "Now you can either show up in court on this date, or pay this $300 fine. What were you in such a hurry for anyway?"
Person: "Taking my grandma to the emergency room. Now she's dead, you dumb fucking pig."
Cop: "Oh, sorry...uh, watch your speed."
(cop leaves and pulls into Krispy Kreme)
by Nick D August 26, 2004
I've been wearing these Sperry's for 2 weeks straight. I think I may be getting a case of frathlete's foot.
by Geedy Eye February 25, 2011
A very strong attraction to feet, most commonly a male having one for female feet. However common, it is a fetish often made fun of.
by G-to-the-Reg May 14, 2005
a worthless hoe,a hoe that is constanly wearing flip flops with ashy heels and drags her feet ,also known by the name of yankee draggin footer,a hoe that is always starting drama but cant back it up ,a hoe that your man leaves you for who is no where near pretty , a dirty foot,nasty
man im so sick of these foot draggers they always draggin they feet talking mess and up in somebody man face
by leleknowsbest June 02, 2011
Permanently altering a man’s ability to reproduce by kicking him in the balls or standing on the balls and crushing them.
Dan wanted to make sure he could not father any children so he had me kick him in the nuts repeatedly, giving him a
Foot Vasectomy.
Foot Vasectomy.
by AileronGirl August 16, 2007