Clear Springs Football

2012: The first football team to beat Pearland High School at their own stadium in six years. These boys of fall neverback down, and work extremely hard.

I love Clear Springs Football.

by Texasgirlforever October 6, 2011

Football Douche

Your typical, garden variety, Football asshole.
They can usually be identified by what they wear, which includes, but isn't limited to:
-Adidas Flip-flops, with long black socks.
-Gym Shorts
-Under-Armor Shirt/ Hoodie
-Under Armor Sack Pack
-Oakley sunglasses
-Flat Bill Ball cap that is cocked sideways and up

Some of the Identifying physical features are:
-Extremely short hair
-Pencil thin Chinstrap beard
-Built to the point of looking like a human turd

The Characteristics of these people are:
-Smug sense of self satisfaction
-Terrible sense of humor
-Tendency to pick on anyone who doesn't play foot ball
-Able to pick up girls by being a douche
-Usually surrounded by his teammates and girls.
-Homophobic, around other people, but Homosexual in the locker room where they chase each other around the shower naked.
-Usually focus on nothing other than football.
-Loud

Football douches exist throughout every highschool
as far as they are concerned, 2 + 2 = FOOTBALL!!!

Football player- YA BRA WHATS UP?!!?!?!!!!

Guy 1- What the fu....

Guy 2 - oh, that's just a Football Douche

by Hugo8844 October 12, 2010

footballs

The round form of the drug Zanax that also comes in another form called sticks this form is in the shape of a football.

She just bought three footballs, you want one?

by Alz February 26, 2005

piss wiss football

What some people might call pee wee football -- that is, a football program designed for children ages 5 to 15.

So Lee is going to play piss wiss football this year huh? Well good luck with that! Lee has always been shitty at sports!!!

by Telephony May 10, 2015

australian rules football

a very poor uncompeditive excuse for a game where gay or very feminine excuses for men squeeze into tight shorts and gay little singlets .during game play they kick the ball and jump like girls to catch the ball and aim to get the ball between four posts. if the player misses the middle posts but gets the 2 outer posts they get points for missing the main points.this game is so popular it is played in australia and has no international games between countries only a silly cross between gaelic and gayfl football.unlike the much more enjoyable rugby league which has an international fan base countries that play league are as follows ,new zealand ,england,wales,scotland,ireland,tonga ,fiji, france, papua new guenea ,russia has a small comp the us is growing into a good comp.all of these nations might not be able to compete with australia new zealand great britan but they do play the game.gayfl is the worst game in the world equal only with soccer
GO THE MIGHTY RAIDERS

real men play league girls, sooks, dickheads,gays play afl
son} dad i want to play rugby league all the gay boys at school play australian rules football
dad}thats ok mate i wouldnt subject my worst enemy to that queer afl game

by dazza1 July 2, 2006

football mustache

A very thin mustache that is usually worn by a teenager. It is known as a football mustache because it is said that there are only 11 hairs on each side.

The teenage boy walked by a girl and winked at her. She looked back and thought "Eww gross! I could never kiss him, he has a football mustache!"

by holymolyhorsie August 6, 2014

Mixed sex naked football

Where men and women get naked and play football with each other.most often played by teen guys and teen women at a secluded hang out. two types of it. One where men and women play on both teams. The other where the men and women play each other.

I like mixed sex naked football.

by Deep blue 2012 March 23, 2010