flapper schmeat

Flapper schmeat is the outer lips of a vagina that are so unbelievably used that they jiggle when she walks, commonly smells like the heat coming from the back of a ps4.

And no, don’t mistake them for an outtie vagina. Because Flapper schmeats are the dirty discharge caked skin flaps that are usually so filthy they have turned brown.

If you’re a dirty crackwhore, i’m sure you have some schmeats yourself.

Girl 1: Ugh i can’t believe ayden cheated on me
Girl 2: Omg with who?
Girl 1: With MYA!! she probably has flapper schmeats
Girl 2: Eww!

by dumibunni October 5, 2020

Flipper

A new age way of saying “flip side”

I’ll catch you on the flipper

by QBeeSteph85 December 20, 2020

flapper babber

When you shove your dick so far up her loose pussy it starts flapping like a bird

dam I gave Jenny the best flapper babber I can do.

by anothersickfuckonurbandic January 6, 2021

flippernut

Flippernut is a term you use when someone flips you off but manages to injury themselves due to focusing too much on flipping you off.

Came up with by nephew by and i quote "I just came up with it while eating a salad at lunch". wise words from a wise man

‘HAHA THAT GUY FLIPPERNUTED’
‘You get what you deserve flippernut’

by not a mug i promise September 9, 2021

floppy flipper

When your foot is really tingly and twitchy and moves around alot

wow he is having a lot of floppy flippers tonight.

by Seaz2 December 21, 2008

hair flopper

when people fuck so hard their hair flies around.

i fuckin her so hard she was a hair flopper

by PrinceLogan522 March 8, 2009

flatware flipper

A person who has the annoying tendency to flip their fork or spoon while still in their mouth after taking a bite of food

"Hey Rebecca, how was that new Thai restaurant on 37th?"

"I couldn't tell ya, Jake, I spent the whole time staring down the flatware flipper in the booth across from us."

by R Master Flex June 10, 2009