cunt flumper

the single most offensive phrase ever construed in the english language, though easily the most bad ass.
Noun
1.a phrase referring benevolently toward men who get a lot of action from women
2. a phrase to describe the most pathetic forms of life

verb (cunt flumping)
3. the act of flumping a woman's vagina
4. lolygagging or acting like an overall douche bag

1. I heard he got with jessica alba. that guy is a cunt flumper
2. I fucking hate that cunt flumper
3. That bitch was a prude until i gave her a good cunt flumping. Now u may know her as jenna jamesson
4. Nick Carter really needs to stop cunt flumping... that fucking douche bag

by geturledout December 22, 2007

flamer tamer

girl who hangs out with gay men, who is attractive and enjoyable to be around. Not a fag hag.

"i'm not a trashy fag hag... i'm a flamer tamer!" she said...

by gomer79 December 25, 2009

Flubert

The small pointy fold of skin created when one wraps their hand into a fist but sticks their thumb straight out. The flubert apex will be found on the side opposite the thumb. Fluberts are occasionally touched by two friends who haven't seen each other in a while. One will yell "Flubert!" and then they will engage in the mashing together of their pointy skin mountains.

Man 1: Hey, there's my friend in the hallway! Flubert!

Man 2: Awh yeah FFLLLLLLLLLUUUUUUUUUUUUBERRRRRRRRT!

by apacketofsoysauce August 8, 2012

flamer

People who start threads about Prince performing during the Super Bowl Halftime show; a homosexual.

That fucking flamer called me a flamer? He's the one who started a thread about Prince performing during the Super Bowl Halftime Show!
Discuss.

by Korpiklaani December 14, 2008

Flamer

One who enjoys prancing like a baby fawn, and speaking with purposely generated speech impediment.

Why is that kid from American idol such a flamer?

by Brandon September 19, 2003

Fluger

Someone who Flugs/is a Fluger uses to much time in the bathroom, restroom stall, ect. Not doing normal thing. They would be doing anything from jacking off, to eating whole fat yogurt. And anything in between.

Person 1: Other people need to use the bathroom to ya know!?
Person 2: Hold on!
Person 1: You stupid Fluger!!
Person 2: I'm not fluging. I'm pooping!!
Person 1: Go jack off in your office!!

by ZacIsNotUgy April 2, 2010

Flamer

A guy named Tyler that is a homosexual and is very open with his gaynes!!

Most guys named Tyler are flamers

by Braden bought February 5, 2018