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Flenching

The action of going somewhere or do something on your own. Often used as a way to get someone away from you by mentioning he should do something on his own and leave the others alone.
Your just trash man, go flench off Sebastian.

This guy is too young for the group, he then went flenching around the park.
by mantisisgoat June 24, 2019
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Fletching

Fletching is a game. The game consists of pulling "it" out in public, stoking "it" once, and then putting "it" back in. The "it" obviously being your penis. If, after precisely 30 seconds, nobody asks you about your disgusting act, you win and your score is how many people could directly see you.

Similar: Edging
Is that guy fletching?! Let's make him fail!
by GingerGlizzyGuzzler48 March 26, 2025
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Lerching

To initiate discharge of complete brain malfunction without realization of any drawn chemical to bodily reactions. Lerching has a radiant chemical discharge of the brain's functional development and memory. Lerching causes mass confusion and temporary hysteria. Lerching is highly contagious. It's chemical imbalance alters the mind's functional processing.

Lerching is a moment defining sheer brain disfunction, often defined in embarrassing situations of double takes and memory recollection if any.

More than likely sources to find lerching would be in areas of sobriety lack. Drunk, stoned, tweaked,you name it.

Common wordings include: Lerch, lerching, the Lerch effect/Lerch syndrome, lerchinitis, lerchover, the lerch
Did you see that guy over there? He was lerching hard and pour gasoline down his arm instead of in the car.

Another common find "quit perching on the bowl"
by chickenandbeansblerb January 15, 2014
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fetching the bear

When one gay man kneels behind a large hairy gay man(see Bear), and reaches up through the Bear's legs and pulls his penis and testicles back betwixt his legs. With the Bear's pee pee facing backward the kneeling man begins to stroke him to completion. Hence Fetching the Bear.
Guy one: I bet Lou loves fetching the bear.

Guy two: I'm not sure his man's pencil dick will bend that far without snapping.
Guy one: I've seen him!
by Dumpster Dick March 24, 2017
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fetching a cramp

Holy FucK! When that moment hits your colon and you have to make it to the bathroom, outhouse, woods or even trashcan.
I ate some spicy food last night and now i'm fetching a cramp!
by fetchingcramps February 10, 2019
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Felching

The act of sucking semen out of another's anal cavity.
Miles bragged about felching his girlfriend by sucking his own jizz out of her asshole.
by simonthefelcher December 3, 2019
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Flurcking

The combination of flirting and telling someone they want to fuck them. Most commonly used as a verb.
Bitch, this ain't the place for flurcking!
by SF42 March 5, 2020
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