feces folio

A polite way to say shit list.

I knew there was going to be trouble when I made the boss' feces folio.

by dogbreath57 September 15, 2010

fecetation

Increasingly painful urge to deficate as one travels closer to toilet facilities.

As I approached home, fecetation set in.

by bight December 31, 2012

Feceral

An unintentional portmanteau combining Feces/Fecal and Federal. Refers to an act or by-product of the Federal Government that also happens to be a piece of shit.

Steve Jones says that "Representatives should be required to live in feceral plazas with apartments."

by barbotus April 12, 2014

faecetime

To use Facetime whilst directing brown traffic through ones chocolate speedway, to multitask, to drop the kids off at the pool while holding a smelly board meeting.

I'm busy manually masturbating caged animals for artificial insemenation right now, I'll Faecetime you on my break!

by Deathmetalmechanic April 28, 2017

FLEEB

An acronym for a genetic engineering technique, Formulated Liquids to Enhance the Engineering of Biology.

Just use FLEEB, it is the easiest way to create the Ninja Turtles.
I just FLEEBed myself so I can have wings.

by theodin October 3, 2018

fecenate

when you gotta take a shit and you're just chillin on your phone for an hour

verb(maybe). fecenation, fecenating

"feescen-ate" or something like that

"sorry It took me so long bro, i was fecenating".

"holy shit, I just took the longest fecenation ever".

"how often do you fecenate"?

"pretty much everytime I take a shit".

by the fecenator June 2, 2019

Flacerbanerb

An number that ends in a number 0-9 that when divided by a number that ends in the same number equals that number.

75/15=5 is a flacerbanerb
125/25=5 is a flacerbanerb

by Magicwords July 28, 2019