flaker

Is someone who plans on attending an event and never calls to state they wont be there.

icky-wicky is a FLAKER because she always says she will show up to a party but never does.

by Big Rick October 1, 2007

Flakpanzer

A German Anti-AircraftTank, mounting 4 AA guns on the top. Used in World War 2

"Martin! Destroy those Flakpanzers!"- Call of Duty

by Whisp May 13, 2004

the flake

THE FLAKE
(flakey dick)

the unfortunate flake from excessive wanking.
known as: (the flake) (dick dandruff) (confetti cock)

"louis you need to stop wanking"
"i know, its getting raw"
"it's going to start flaking like a sausage roll"

"theres a party in my pants"
"that explains the confetti"

" gonna flake the fuck out of stacey"

"that dude has the flake"

by rion1987 May 22, 2014

Dil Flakes

Created from unclean, unhygienic paractices. Found on heavily used dildos primarily under the head, under the simulated veins and other porous cracks and crevices. When left unwashed after use, the user's vaginal or anal discharge hardens and dries to a flakey consistency. It may reconstitute into liquid again upon reuse of the device. Just wash your sex toys to avoid this nastiness.

I looked in my Mom's nightstand and was totally grossed out by the Dil Flakes on her big black dildo.

by Eaton Holgoode March 6, 2017

flack

crap, or abuse; excess pressure on oneself; burdens or weight added by unecessary trials or psychological pressures

My teacher gave me flack for talking in class; Why can't you keep the flack light when I'm trying to study?

by William Highsmith March 14, 2003

Flake-Dance

The name given to the crazy dance performed by Rammstein keyboardist "Flake" during Weisses Fleisch. Consists of almost out of control movements that somewhat resemble a person caught on a giant frying pan. Nonetheless its hilarious to watch.

"Only Flake can do the Flake-dance!"

by D.E March 18, 2004

flakage

n. the behavior of an unreliable person, aka flake; the result of flaking

"I think I'm going to stop using Craigslist to sell stuff because the flakage factor is getting out of control. Too many no-shows."

by Koobs June 4, 2007