What the flaming flying fuck?

1. An expression of total and utter disbelief or anger. Said when something happens that is as incredible as seeing two people fuck while on fire and flying.

2. What people usually say when you show them a shock site for the first time.

1. Doctor: I'm sorry Little Timmy, but it appears that your belief in Santa Claus has somehow given you a malignant tumor in the direct center of your penis.
Little Timmy: What the flaming flying fuck?!

2. Dan: Hey guys, check out this masochistic sex video!
Everyone but Ben and Kate: WHAT THE FLAMING FLYING FUCK?

by bass turd October 30, 2010

flapping vagina

A superlative form of "pussy", referring to a weak, cowardly or excessively whiny. Can also be used as a verb - flapping one's vagina.

See also big flapping vagina.

I don't care if you're hurt - get back in the game, you flapping vagina.

Verb form:
Person 1 - I don't feel like going out tonight. I've got a ton of things to do, and I have a headache, and the bars are too smoky, and I don't have any clean clothes, and....
Person 2 - Your vagina is flapping - get ready and LET'S GO!

by bws55 October 12, 2007

Flaming Charisma

Nickname of Minho, a member of a South Korean boy band called SHINee.

Minho is the rapper of the group, and he is also the tallest. He is regarded to have "alien-like good looks."

No one fucks with the flaming charisma.

by CALPICO SKY June 28, 2009

flaming heterosexual

A male who is married and possibly has children but acts like a flaming queen. He may be in denial or in the closet or just overly effeminate.

Person 1: What! Christopher Lowell is Married?
Person 2: Yeah, he is a flaming heterosexual.

by jamison313 May 23, 2006

flaming indian oasis

When a man sets fire to a mans pubic hair with the intention to piss or cum it out.

See also: flaming oasis

Ilja really gave me a nice flaming indian oasis last night, but all the hairspray made it very flamable.

by Geert / Piggen March 30, 2005

Flaming Moose

First made a Bizzare appearance in the movie "Knowing". It just ran out, galloping and making the most funniest moose-like sound possible, giving "Knowing" one of the movie moments in history.

You can also use that term if you have nothing better to say and want people to laugh.

"Did you see that Flaming Moose during the burning forest scene in "Knowing"..that was some funny shit!"

Person 1: so...what now..anything...

Person 2: Flaming Moose!

Person 1: HAHAHAHA!

by Flamatory Moose April 27, 2009

Flaming Lotus

An ancient variation of the classic table lotus sex position, however it is far more dangerous, so dangerous it has only ever been attempted a handful of times in recorded history. It is said that if a women agrees to perform this move for you, there is no option available to you other than to wife her. The standard table lotus position is taken and the lovers engage in coitus. While this even occurs the female partner involved begins placing oil carefully around her on the table. Just as her partner reaches climax she drops a match onto the table surrounding her in deadly flames. If the woman should survive the ordeal the couple are to be thought of as perfect matches if not a disgrace to humanity and thus their fiery death justified.

Geoff: I heard Shanella was working on a new sex move for Tom

Jack: Yea she going to give him a Flaming Lotus next week.

Geoff: Fuck, I hope they survive.

Jack: Meh

by john the beast May 26, 2013