Power Fisting

The act of repeatedly inserting and retracting a clenched fist at Bruce Lee speeds.

Usually into a bodily oraphis with out lube. If executed correctly uncontrollable bleeding will occur.

"I just got arrested for power fisting my girl friend, she got taken to ER"

by gazinlar November 5, 2011

Jersey Shore Fisting

The act of inserting one's fist into another one's anus or vagina, and fist pumping like Pauly D, Mike, Vinny, or Ron off of MTV's hit reality show "Jersey Shore".

Jack: "You have fun last night?"
Ryan: "Hell yeahh! That girl loved it when I was Jersey Shore Fisting her!"

by Undeader25 October 27, 2010

Fish in a Bear Suit

Originally taken from an episode of the now off-air childrens cartoon, Invader Zim, this phrase can be made into a very disgusting description. A fish in a bear suit is a disgusting hairy vagina.

I went to go down her but that bitch had a fish in a bear suit between her legs. Like damn!

by CeeJayMec February 24, 2010

Shrimp-fisting

Shrimp-fisting is simply the insertion of one's entire foot into a vagina or asshole.

She gasped in amazement when Jill told her that she really enjoying shrimp-fisting her girlfriend.

by Sluice July 23, 2010

fishing license

The type of license one assumes is held by someone who cannot properly operate a motor vehicle.

"What kind of license you got? A fishing license?"

by improviduto August 26, 2005

Ice fishing

Something you can't do at an ice skating rink.

- Hey, do you wanna go ice fishing?
- No, Brian, NO, THERE IS NO FISH UNDER THE ICE, THE ICE SKATING MANAGER TOLD YOU!! Man, you got a problem, seriously.
*loud Brian crying sound*

by Blabooga December 15, 2020

Alaskan Fishing Boat

When someone shoves ice cubes into their ass, lets them melt, and then spews the shitty water over their loved one's chest.

I sold a pound of ice to a friend the other day, but he just used it for an Alaskan Fishing Boat for his wife

by John Q Forumer August 2, 2007