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salad fingers 

salad fingers is possibly an ordinary looking man, in an ordinary world, with an unordianry life. He is very mentally ill, depressed and unmedicated, or at least refuses to take it. What we see in salad fingers episodes is how salad fingers sees the world. Being depressed and mentally ill he sees himself as the way we see him and also sees an otherwise thriving world as post apocolyptic. His friends and those he encounters are all figments of his imagination from a combination of mental illness and lonliness. Favor of rust and blood also comes from his mental illness. Salad fingers lives in an apartment in the city, apartment number 22. However he is a lonley isolated man, and therefore he sees his apartment as being just one small house in the middle of nowhere. He has no contact with any other human beings whatsoever, until episode 5, where he interacts with a girl he originally thought was a product of his imagination but turned out to be real. This is signified by her being the only other character in the series other then salad fingers that can speak. Because he simply did not know how to be with real people, he broke down. There is no word yet as to if he ever fully recovered.
"rusty kettle...(scratch scratch)... ooooaaaahhhh"
salad fingers by Wolf March 2, 2005
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lego fingers

When you have been playing with lego for an extended period of time, and your fingers start to hurt from the sharp edges.
After building the AT-AT walker, I had bad case of lego fingers.
lego fingers by Soemundur November 17, 2004

Three fingers up

Three fingers up means you are madly in love with me no questions asked.
"Did you see them holding three fingers up", they must be inlove with me.

5 fingers up 

People who throw up 5 fingers in a picture are known to get a lot of Pussy and are very successful in life
He throws 5 fingers up. He probably gets bitches
5 fingers up by Lighter fuel April 4, 2022

Salad Fingers 

In a dark realm beyond even the most remote, psychadelic hypnosis emerges salad fingers. The inertia of this creatures life revolves around its dysfunctional role in nature to find sexual pleasure in rubbing oxidized metals; the few adult souls who encounter him find themselves plundering into a glorious but agonizingly tortuous and ritualistic death; the only real contact reflecting any human persona expressal is with finger puppets who join in an occasional hair perm... to look directly at salad fingers is to inhumanely mock him; do not cage him, stay away from his world lest you find yourself the next fish in the oven...
"I've made you a friend hat!"
Salad Fingers by Daver April 10, 2005

Metal Fingers

The alter ego that MF Doom uses, especially as a producer...and he's one hell of a producer (and emcee), at that.
Metal Fingers Presents: Special Herbs Volumes 1 & 2
Metal Fingers by Ryan Nash August 10, 2007

salad fingers 

A flash animation consisting of several episodes created by David Firth. Famous on the internet for its psychologically disturbing innocence, which is meant to be enjoyed for its weird nature.
"I like rusty spoons."
salad fingers by Amantis April 5, 2005