fingerbang

The act of forming a gun with ones hand, with the index and sometimes also middle finger as the barrel, and pretending to shoot at someone.
Sometimes one exlaims a "BAM!" or "Bam-eti-bam!" at the same time, indicating that one has "bammed" (i.e. beated or mastered in some way" the person being fingerbanged.

Ha, I won! Bam-eti-bam! *fingerbangs*

by Apfelstrudel August 10, 2006

brutal anus fingerbang

During gay sex, you initialize the anus by using warm based lubricants to sooth the rectum. when the other male is ready you stick anything and everything up your gay partners ass.

Johnny- "hey bobby, how about you grab the K-Y, and start massaging my anus so we can be intrigued by the brutal anus fingerbang."
bobby- "OKAY!!"

by chris loveless January 15, 2007

Fingering

A thing a guy does to their girlfriend when they're too much of a pussy to fuck them

"God man, grow balls and fuck Angela, stop fingering her."

by Blindish October 12, 2017

fingering the grandma

doing or keeping e.one story I herd about this unusual term is that some old folk acidentaly mistook there grand childs drug stash as medication. invibed and became more um comfortable with sexual activity than they had been in years. in other words an example of the power of the drug.

Are you fingering the grandma tonight?

by anita bigdick May 24, 2004

Fingerfail

When one's fingers do not do as they are wanted to do. The fingers will mess up and aggravate the person attached to them.

Person A:
Dude! Do you wanna see my togue piercing?

Person B:
A togue is a lake trout, and I'm pretty sure you didn't get that pierced. Did you mean to say "tongue?"

Person A:

Yeah, I meant tongue. I had a fingerfail.

by HolyRollerWithASpaceship February 10, 2010

Fingerblaster

An act in which a mulleted, go-teed man sneaks up behind you before you close your eyes to probe the vaginal or anal cavity with their hands

“Last night I was almost alseep when burger came up and fingerblasted me!”

“That guy that looks like kid rock sure is a fingerblaster “

by burgburgburgerrrr December 11, 2022

chinese fingerbang

The manipulation of a vagina or anus with fingers and the use of onions,

i was fingerbanging my girlfriend when she stated she needed more pleasure through the use of onions, so i invented the chinese fingerbang

by silkyscouse March 13, 2014