Fingering

The process of blindly locating a jack or outlet on an electronic device.

Joe: Hey hurry up and plug in the cable!

Matt: Hold on I'm fingering it...

Joe: Alight well hurry up Pulp Fiction can't wait!

by Kevinfultz4 March 6, 2011

Fingering

Fingering is when a woman has a orgasm and starts to put her finger in her pussy. Guys do that to their partners before sex usually in foreplay. It feels really good but weird at the same time. It is sort of like a really small penis. When you are masturbating (and if you are a woman) you should finger yourself.

Last night, Chris put his favorite porno movie on and I had a huge orgasm and started fingering myself. He then started to fuck me and then my parents walked in. Well lets just say, I'm in trouble.

by bigtit July 28, 2007

fingering

What a guy does when he is afraid to blow his load too early.

guy, " oh god I'm gonna cum"... pulls out and starts fingering girl
girl,"Oh GOD!"
guy,"man, I'm good in bed"

by T MUTHAFUCKIN HILL April 29, 2005

Finding Five Dollars

A phrase commonly used to signify the end of a story; any story ends well on the upbeat note of finding five dollars.

"I was going to the laundromat to wash all of my clothes, and I tripped and broke my nose on the asphalt. I tried to get into my car, but I dropped the keys into the sewer grate I was parked by. I got a ride to the hospital from an old lady who smelled like cheese, and when I got there I found out that my insurance didn't cover stupidity. And then I found five dollars!"

by Corwin May 6, 2005

Fingering the Cat

A phrase originating under the Tokugawa shogunate circa 1669 which aptly describes the phenomena of returning home from a long day of collegiate studies and kicking back with a brew followed by crushing a nap. Roughly translated from the original Japanese it means "arousing the lynx" but has been adapted into "fingering the cat" to appeal to the more modern and domesticated variety of feline as well as appear more colloquial to the average collegiate.

Mitch: "Tarnation, Jimmy what in Sam Hill are you doing?
Jimmy: "Not much, I just finished my last class and I'll just be in my room fingering the cat."
Mitch: "I wish you well in that endeavor"
Jimmy: "Bite my cock!"

by Captain Jackoff November 15, 2011

Blind Tindering

Closing your eyes and swiping left and right while on Tinder and hoping for the best.

Person one: woah! I don't remember right swiping that person!

Person two: Damn, you must have been blind tindering again.

by Delillah Jayde September 6, 2014

fingering

when a GUY puts one or more of his fingers into a girls vagina. and you don't just pump it in and out, that can sometimes hurt. you need to make a curling motion with your finger like your telling her to "cum". it is also VERY pleasurable if the guy swirls his finger around kinda like your making the motion for crazy but instead of your finger being by your temple its in her vagina, but you HAVE TO KNOW HOW TO DO THIS!

girl #1: the way he was fingering me last night was like nothing i had ever experienced before...

girl #2: wow. was he like a sexual god?

girl #1: oh hell yeah he was!(;

by Charrlotte-ton!!! April 25, 2011