fingernail file

Good utensil for use on the fingernail.

Also good for stabbing.

Used the fingernail file to stab the jail guard in the left testicle.

by larstait October 12, 2003

File Planet

Shittiest DL site ever.

Isn't File Planet shitty?

by George Sekorsky April 1, 2003

Ex-Files

The act of talking or obsessing about ex-girlfriends/boyfriends or ex-spouse. This phenomenon typically happens when the person talking has had a recent breakup and is looking for sympathy or answers. Also a great way to end a date.

Wow, the date was going really good until she started opening up the ex-files.

by Michael C. Anglin January 14, 2008

Funkmaster Flex

A big fat DJ that had his own show on Spike TV called "Ride With Funkmaster Flex." Known to always coin the phrase,
"HOLLA, YA HEARD!!!!"

"So buckle up I'm taking you for a ride. Holla Ya Heard!!"

by Shadowloo January 6, 2005

Lowkey flex

When you tryna brag, but not tryna look like you're bragging. Otherwise known as being an asshole. Easy to see through the bullshit. Often found at higher learning institutions.

Damn, she thought she was lowkey flexing about her award, but she was really just being arrogant.

by Morningstar23 March 10, 2017

flex offender

A player who is ranked higher in flex queue (generally considered a queue that doesn't matter) than solo queue in the game League of Legends.

Allan is a flex offender. He's Bronze in solo queue but Silver in flex queue.

by ThePhamtom February 4, 2018

Cock-Master Flex

The name for someone with an abnormally long penis i.e. hung like a horse

dude, george is a fucking cock-master flex....

by ... May 17, 2003