meth fiends

A crystal methamphetamine addict. Usually their behavior is driven by paranoia and impaired perceptions of reality. They can be delusional and very dangerous.

I saw that meth fiend after Fireball. He was so sketchy, he thought his best friend was an undercover cop.

by CircuitDaddy February 4, 2004

Myspace Fiend

A person who constantly exhausts precious hours (sometimes days) of their lives on Myspace. This person has nothing better to do with their life, and therefore stays on Myspace for hours at a time, even when they are not communicating with anyone else. Usually while they aren't talking to anyone, they pleasure themselves by looking through thousands of profiles (most likely adding every single one), and occasionally by being nosey and reading other peoples comments. The saddest part about it, is that most of these people will deny their myspace-fiendishness in hopes that society will still think they're cool. Unfortunately, no we don't, you pathetic losers. =p....

Through Myspace comments...

Laura- yea its kinda sad i prolly have dreams about sittin on myspace... Damnit Tom!.... is Tom a real person?

Clayt-Laura...you're a Myspace Fiend...

by Clayt The Great April 12, 2008

Rank and File

The enlisted troops, excluding officers and leaders. This term comes from military usage, men marching in ranks (e.g. Private, Sergeant) and in files (e.g. single file)

Now I'm standing with the rank and file, I'm marching with the underground, our black hearts worn on our sleeves. Rank-n-File - Anti-Flag

by PunkRockerKodi February 25, 2009

Failentine's Day

A holiday occurring on February 14th every year during which you realize you are, in fact, miserably single. For most people, they also realize that this hasn't changed since the last Failentine's Day (or Failentine's past). In addition to the self-pity that occurs, there is the constant reminder that other people are together and in love (usually in the form of red paper hearts and cupids decorating the walls of all buildings, all of your favorite stores having Failentine's Day sales, roses appearing in February and giddy couples walking down the street and holding hands/kissing).

Emily woke up to a text from her best friend, Andrew. It read HAPPY FAILENTINE'S DAY. Emily was then thrown into a depression about how alone she was.

by RileyMichael February 15, 2009

soymilk fiend

One who consumes an entire container of soy milk on a daily basis

Jesus christ, you drank that whole gallon of soy milk, you soy milk fiend!

by wes February 9, 2004

err_file_not_found

when google is being a dick

me: hey google call mom
google: err_file_not_found

by err_file_not_found May 22, 2018

spoogle fiend

One who is chemically dependent on male cum, or "spoogle", to the point they become addicted, or "fiendish",or one who enjoys the feeling of male jism on their faces,so much so,they become fiendish in their attempt to get their face splattered by cock juice...can often lead to gay sex.

Ex. "Hes such a fag!" -Ben
"No, "fag" doesnt begin to explain how much he loves cum! HES A SPOOGLE FIEND!!!" -Robert

Ex. Over the years Sharla's fascination with sucking cock has gotten her addicted to swallowing and such sexual activity led her to become a spoogle fiend.

by C-Bud July 16, 2008