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by tumblr veteran May 20, 2014

Weed and Feed

Bringing your date marijuana and getting munchies. Similar to "wine and dine."

Guy 1: I have a date with Mary tonight, so I'm going to wine and dine her.
Guy 2: Nah man, she's more of a weed and feed kind of girl.

by PygmyPuffs October 16, 2011

Feeding the Pig

Working at a place of employment that requires little work. The time of which, is mostly spent surfing the net, watching internet TV, and instant messaging friends.

"Hey Chuck whats up?" "Not much Joe, just catching up on The Office and feeding the pig."

by Joe Snoop Dog June 17, 2008

feeding the pony

placing ones open palm next to the female genetalia, then doing with you fingers what you would do if u were trying to force feed a horse. basically flicking the bean.

chantelle was feeding her pony when jack walked in, and was sick at the sight.

by howie December 1, 2003

chicken feed

Another way of saying for methaphetamine (crystal meth)

Man I just bought me sum chicken feed.

by Diana Stephens October 28, 2004

Feed the chooks

To masturbate (male)

"Kevin feeds the chooks!"

by MeatAxe September 25, 2003

Feed the Ducks

Jacking it.

Called feeding the ducks because you use a similar hand motion when you feed ducks.

"Your dad was cleaning the pool with his shirt off, so I had to go home and feed the ducks."

by Wesnile In Bulk January 10, 2012