frusturbate

When you're just so stressed that you have to masturbate.

Work was so bad today that I immediately frusturbated once I got home.

by lyzterine January 21, 2020

Masturbate more May

"Masturbate more May" is the opposite of "No nut November" except it is happening in May. The challenge is that you Jerk off or masturbate every day.

Masturbate more May is feels sooo good

by FeetusYeetusDeletus69420 November 7, 2020

Masturbate

A fancy way to say fap.
Meaning:

Get off by touching; mostly rubbing your crotch, groin, dick or pussy vigorously

The chickenhead masturbated as she watched her master fuck a bimbo

by Alvina'ssourpussy March 19, 2021

Masturbate

What to do when you have nothing to do during quarantine
Something to do with your friends

Mom, I'm cumming! I am the <ah> masturbate master you know.

by jewish rebel March 31, 2021

mentally masturbate

When one is confused and spends more time then necessary mulling over the multitude of variables that come into play when making decisions.
Much like self pleasuring, the vast amount of thoughts that pertain to the situation in which you are trying to make the decision flood or overwhelm your thought process/senses thereby causing you to become consumed with nonsensical thoughts that end up wasting yours and others time.

When Joe finally caught up with the rest of the gang they wondered what had taken him so long,

he replied 'I had to listen to Amy mentally masturbate over which iphone cover to buy'

by Chilcotin Buddha January 7, 2014

Faceturbate

Verb: the act of liking your own status or pictures on Face Book just to gain higher 'like' numbers, or in a sad act of self approval.

Look at him, he's faceturbating again, i think thats a bit sad.

or

She's not that popular, she just faceturbates so people think she is.

by Dann C July 13, 2012

Facturate

A redundantly accurate fact.

What goes up, must come down, to the ground. It's quite facturate.

by backotruck May 15, 2012