Falafel

Verb. Waffling when you're stuck between a rock and a hard place.

Mark: I'm falafeling between going to bed and that chick.
Rabiah: That's my sister! Quit falafeling and pick her already!

by littlebrowngirl March 27, 2015

falafel

a word used to replace a term of endearment, such as "cute," "hot," "nice," "sweet," etc.--especially when such words feel trite and overused. it can be used as an adjective, a verb, and occassionally, an adverb.

(adj.) you are so falafel, i could just lick you. (v.) you falafel me. (adv.) you are falafelly beautiful.

by Leedan July 14, 2005

fagmag

A woman or man, usually heterosexual, who seems to be constantly surrounded by gays/lesbians; as opposed to a faghag, the fagmag in question doesn't particularly seek out gay people to socialize with, rather it's their personna that attracts the GLBTs to them.

Jones: Letty I can't believe it, that one's gay too?
Letty: Yeah, I know man, I don't know whats wrong man, I mean I don't care but wtf I need to get laid too ya know.
Jones: dude, your such a fagmag.
Letty: I know right

by punds December 25, 2007

Fagmag

On the faggot level ranking system, it is just above Faggola, and under Fagatron

You smell like cum, Fagmag

by Sundance Kid March 3, 2007

fagmagnet

A homosexual that attracts gays. Basically a complex word which may confuse others. Also it kinda rhymes.

You fagmagnet.

by Cwis October 17, 2003

falafel

A large, fast bowel movement characterized by making a 'falafel' sound upon exiting the anus. This usually occurs after eating a large amount of fiber.

"After eating that bowl of Bran Flakes I dropped a huge falafel."
"Dude, you're the Falafel King."

by JP Sun September 24, 2008

Falafel

Eating lettuce and/or tomato out of a woman's snatch (the lips of the vagina being the pita-like bread).

Anthoni: He gave you a what?!
Nora: ...A falafel *blushes*
*Anthoni runs home and wanks off*

by Coocootrain July 17, 2009