Fractally wrong

A phrase made up by men who have failed to achieve their goals to falsely assert superiority over "lesser" individuals who they cannot create a rational argument against. In a basic sense this phrase means "nana nana boo boo, stick your head in doo doo. " The use of it is a clear sign that the speaker has a firm belief in his own ideas, and will declare that everything he says is right and everything anyone else says is wrong. Many individuals who use this type of language hold a strong belief that everything is wrong with the world, and that they are the only perfect individuals, but in reality these people are often socially-inept outcasts who still live with their parents and play Pokémon during their break at McDonald's.

John: "Corn is yellow and grows on stalks."

So-called "rationalist" : "ugh you're so fractally wrong that it defies belief, everyone knows that corn is really white but the government paints it yellow and synthesizes it in chemical saturation tanks."

by T. Murray July 7, 2015

Factotally

When something is totally true - to the point of becoming fact

"Did you forget to call to let me know you would be home?!"
"I factotally tried, but it was busy!"

by Word*Smith August 27, 2008

actuallyskynet

The bot for mlgstreamers.com that can roll random numbers and pull up urbandictionary definitions. Its kinda lame.

Dammit actuallyskynet, stop rolling 1

by shennaniganz May 10, 2016

factual factual

An expression a young black boy named Lloyd would use to express that he is wrong

"Son ,you cant snap with one figure" "yeah son,factual factual"

by Mali mooressery May 23, 2016

Facially challenged

when you want to call somebody ugly but you don't want them to feel as bad.

me: Jody why are you so facially challenged

Jody: I dont know well at least its better than being called ugly

by eater4life April 15, 2016

Factualitude

The art of being correct.

Even with my faults in the matter there is some factualitude to the response at hand.

by D.C. Lee March 26, 2017

Factual Roast

A roast in which someone defends them self factually, proving one wrong with evidence and intellect. Often times this can be achieved in a serious and defensive manner, not always having to be humorous or funny.

Person 1: "Huh, you just said your queer! That means your gay!"
Person 2: "Actually my dear friend, i meant it in the traditional manner, that being strange and unusual"
Person 1: "wow, that's quite the factual roast"

by H.H Derrick August 8, 2017